By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 15:20 - United States

Today, my husband was planning on getting me my favorite movie as an anniversary present; I ended up buying it. He had to give me the money and leave because he is severely arachnophobic and couldn't even pick up the box. I have to hide the movie for fear of it being destroyed. Again. FML
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Same thing different taste

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C'mon people, use your head. We all know Charlotte's Web takes the cake.

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Eight legged freaks? Lol. Poor him, I can relate.

What does arachnophobia have to do with getting a movie?

Well if it's a movie about spiders, and if someone's so deathly afraid of spiders, they might not even be able to pick up the dvd box if a spider is pictured on the box itself. And yes, this level of arachnophobia is entirely possible. There are people so deathly afraid of spiders they can't even go within an arm's length of a PICTURE of a spider.

Iniezian 18

That used to be me. When I was younger, I would totally lose it when I saw even a daddy longlegs or one of those harmless little black spiders. Today, my arachnophobia is a bit better, though even a picture or video of a giant tarantula will scare me like absolutely nothing else in the world can scare me. Literally. Whenever you see a picture of a big hairy tarantula, and especially a video, you automatically brace yourself and get really jittery and practically cry. Curiously, though, I have never, ever found black widows scary. Even at the height of my arachnophobia, I found them a bit cute. So yes, the fear is pretty irrational.

Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying anything negative about people who suffer from arachnophobia to that level. I can fully understand it because to a lesser degree I too have arachnophobia. Now, okay I *can* watch movies about spiders, and touch dvd cases or pictures where there are spiders, but if there's a real one in the room with me and I am watching it move around, oh hell no. Nope, I can't deal. And if I step on one barefooted or touch it in any way....I *will* scream bloody murder. But that's my level of arachnophobia, and everyone is different in how far their fear goes, or what they're willing to do to deal with it. Fear of spiders isn't completely irrational either. My dad was bitten by a brown recluse and dealt with necrotic arachnidism, which literally means death to tissue caused by a spider bite. It was awful to see.

Lucious306 7
davek 36

So your favourite movie is something he's afraid of, you continue to push it, he tried, and you bash him for it? YDI.

I hate being a dick, but what kind of man is too afraid to pick up a box with spiders on it? How does a woman even respect a grown man that is more cowardly than the average three year old?

Vacant 7

You do realize a phobia is an irrational fear, right? People can't help it, it's not like he's choosing to be that afraid of spiders.

Sometimes, being a dick is OK man, but do you know what never is? Sharing an opinion that clearly shows you know too less of the subject to even have an opinion

Dude, I understand what phobias are. I am claustrophobic. But guess what? I still get on a tiny little plane even though I'm 6"4 and the flight itself is miserable for me. I take a deep breath and realize it is irrational because I'm a grown assed man. For a man to succumb to pictures of spiders is embarrassing.

wanderingshopper 13

Well not only are you a dick but you also need to look up the definition before you start comparing someone to a three year old.

KawaiiMira 1

Seriously. Don't be such a dick. It's all about the person's perception.

I would think claustrophobia would pertain to include much smaller areas than a plane, such as a closet or bathroom, which is extremely small on a plane.

joethebiden 8

As you didn't say what movie it was, I'm going to go on a limb and assume it was Eight-Legged Freaks. Which was a terrible movie, spiders notwithstanding. If it is, well, YDI, it goes to show that your taste in movies is just as weak as your taste in men.

josiemorehouse 12

OP: at least he tried. I have severe arachnophobia, and I can't even look at a picture of a spider without freaking out. Last time my hubby watched "Arachnophobia", I couldn't even be anywhere near him, I was in another room. I could still hear it and I got upset. He can't help a phobia. And you people that are revoking his man-card: that's mean!! I don't have to see a live spider in front of my face to react to it: pictures are just as bad. If you don't understand that, you have no idea what a phobia is and have no business judging this guy!! OP: cut your guy some slack. Tape something over the DVD to cover it so he doesn't have to see it.

RvidxrKlvn 8

Why are so many white people scared of spiders?

TheyCallMeDamien 17

At least his heart was in the right place.