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By WoWWidow - 02/09/2011 08:02 - United States

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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You deserved it 5 935

By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 927

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By newmother - 05/12/2010 13:38 - Australia

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 228

You deserved it 11 882

By Marie - 17/10/2012 05:16 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, it was my 2 year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML

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You deserved it 4 701

By Anonymous - 28/11/2012 06:32 - United States - Madison

Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML

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You deserved it 3 395

Game on

By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 626

You deserved it 5 919

By fuckmylife - 02/02/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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You deserved it 39 390

By Anonymous - 30/12/2013 17:20 - United States

Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML

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You deserved it 31 445

By dumpedovergame - 06/07/2009 10:51 - United States

Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML

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You deserved it 33 889

By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

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You deserved it 53 783

angelchvz94 2

Friday 2 September 2011 16:01

He's given you an important task, don't screw it up. The World, of Warcraft needs you!!

schpanki 11

Friday 2 September 2011 16:03

But how can someone with no life die?

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geekpowerwtf 0

Friday 2 September 2011 16:19

This is no fyl! It's only epic!!

Yung23 0

Friday 2 September 2011 16:21

Lmao! TF?

CJStevenson 6

Friday 2 September 2011 16:22

Wow. Just, Wow.

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 2 September 2011 16:57

I think your comment could use more "wow." |the kid|

TheSimpsonator 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:45

WoW*

xGolBLiiN 1

Sunday 4 September 2011 18:38

its a joke WoW=World of Warcraft

greenbox 0

Friday 2 September 2011 16:22

You mess this up for him, the gods will smite you

Kirashai 9

Friday 2 September 2011 16:24

"It wasn't a will or anything similar" Actually, that sounds like a will, just not for real life...

ladiesman219 4

Friday 2 September 2011 16:27

Lol haha world of Warcraft, how would he know u know how to do that?

greenbox 0

Friday 2 September 2011 16:28

Sounds like a will to me. You're just mad you're not in it

lollipop77_fml 6

Friday 2 September 2011 16:31

Boys will be boys!!!!

hockey199813 5

Friday 2 September 2011 16:32

HAHA YOUR HUSBANDS A LOSER THT SUCKS!

TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Friday 2 September 2011 19:14

Your spelling does too.

hockey199813 5

Friday 2 September 2011 22:01

**** you

rharst 1

Friday 2 September 2011 16:34

I'm sorry but your husband is amazing, not many of the real wow players have been able to handle how bad it's gotten

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Today, it's been two months since I broke up with my boyfriend. He's been texting me every time he found a bobby pin at his house that belonged to me, saying we should both see it as a sign of us belonging together. If he keeps this up every time he finds one, the texts will probably never stop. FML

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Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML

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Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML

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Today, I asked my husband to be a little more responsible, pick up after himself, and spend a little less. I earn more than he does, so it's usually my money that he splurges. He has gone on a non-stop tantrum for the past 5 hours, giving me the cold shoulder, and shouting at me. What have I gotten myself into? FML

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Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML

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Today, I sent an email to my boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later, angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it, because my email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 847

You deserved it 11 331

Today, my girlfriend said that we should try something new. I got excited because I thought it would be about sex. Nope, she wanted me to start speaking with animal noises so we could build up a secret language. FML

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Same thing different taste

Game on

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