Health: Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important...

By WoWWidow - 02/09/2011 08:02 - United States

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

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By newmother - 05/12/2010 13:38 - Australia

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

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By Marie - 17/10/2012 05:16 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, it was my 2 year anniversary with my boyfriend. As we were about to exchange gifts, he got a call and said he had to go home immediately. What was the emergency? His guild leader couldn't find another healer to finish a raid and promised my boyfriend gear if he would step up. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2012 06:32 - United States - Madison

Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML

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By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

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By fuckmylife - 02/02/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2013 17:20 - United States

Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML

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By dumpedovergame - 06/07/2009 10:51 - United States

Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

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angelchvz94 2

Friday 2 September 2011 16:01

He's given you an important task, don't screw it up. The World, of Warcraft needs you!!

schpanki 11

Friday 2 September 2011 16:03

But how can someone with no life die?

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Puntagen 0

Friday 2 September 2011 21:13

hahaha i think u should also think of handing him divorce form hahahah

jallred254 4

Friday 2 September 2011 21:48

Sounds pretty similar to a will.

MadameMiller 6

Friday 2 September 2011 22:07

Reminds me of my parents(Who mind you are 39 and 49 mother being younger.) They prefer WoW, which I admit is an amusing game, over my 3 year old daughter, their ONLY grandchild. I feel your pain, hun. FYL.

Crystallion 0

Friday 2 September 2011 22:26

WoW.

stevenmx86 7

Friday 2 September 2011 22:27

So.. it WAS a will? Just for warcraft?

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 2 September 2011 22:45

should have done it - then cancelled his account. but make sure to hide the remote control on case he freaks out and tries to stick the remote up his ass.

alexiskimbrell 0

Friday 2 September 2011 22:46

Lmfao that's hilarious!

vickiejiang1990 0

Friday 2 September 2011 23:54

You may just well divorce his ass and let his guild and the gold they have to take care of his post-surgery days :) I mean they've got both resources covered :)