Miscellaneous: Today, my in-laws kept mocking me for being "too clean" because...

By Anonymous - 12/02/2014 17:26 - United States - Louisville

Today, my in-laws kept mocking me for being "too clean" because I take a shower every day. They think I'm weird and kept saying things like "Be careful when you hug your daughter, she might squeak!" and calling me names like "water-wasting bitch." They haven't stopped all day. FML

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By sickofthesmelltoo - 28/02/2013 10:56 - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML

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By maxmess - 21/06/2016 21:39

Today, I'm staying with my in-laws. I'm obsessive about cleanliness and neatness. They're candidates for a certain show about hoarders. I want to shower in bleach. FML

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Thanks, Mom

By The Towel Molester - 26/01/2012 14:49 - Australia

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity." I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

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Healthy family

By Anonymous - 27/03/2019 06:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML

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In-laws, in-fighting

By MsGamerLady - 08/11/2020 17:02 - United States

Today, like every time I visit the in-laws, my father-in-law is driving me crazy. He gets all holier than thou sometimes, and even my mother-in-law agrees he just talks to hear himself speak. It gets so bad that I resort to cleaning their house to ignore him. At least then he leaves me alone. Starting their dishes in 5. FML

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Tense family drama

By Anonymous - 03/09/2022 10:00

Today, my parents kept overreacting over stupid stuff during dinner. I found a hair in a dish, so I removed it myself. My mom goes, "Is that a hair? Is it?! I'll get rid of it!" I told her that I'd already done it myself. Then, because I bit my nail once, my dad constantly kept asking if I was OK, even though I'd said I was. He wouldn't stop! FML

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The pits

By Anonymous - 14/01/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my mom revoked my shower privileges for a week, all because I'm “using too much water.” I'm the kind of person who will smell like garbage after one skipped shower. FML

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Clean

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 01:30 - India - Hyderabad

Today, in the entire half-hour since my mother-in-law reached our home, she's inspected and criticised every aspect of our home, despite things being spot clean. And sermoned me non stop on how to "live". My husband still wonders why I don't want her visiting. It"s going to be a long two weeks. FML

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By aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss - 26/08/2015 13:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML

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It's all too much

By IHaveThePower - 07/10/2021 23:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I spent all day cleaning for my grandparents to come over, only for my grandfather and father to interrupt me, talk over me, and treat me like I'd done something wrong. I'm autistic and was infodumping. They know this. FML

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TGKat 13

Wednesday 12 February 2014 20:22

I think your in-laws have yet to escape medieval times and come to the present, OP. FYL

XBurytheCastleX 25

Wednesday 12 February 2014 20:25

For a present, give them some body sprays and deodorant. Let them know they need it. Revenge

Comments

Caelrona 8

Wednesday 12 February 2014 21:07

My immediate comeback would have been "How about you don't hug my daughter/your granddaughter because I would hate to have to give her a flea bath, you filthy pigs." I would then have either left (if at their house, or public) or told them in no uncertain terms to GTFO and not ever come back (if at my own house.) You didn't address how your spouse reacted, but if they didn't back you up or defend you then you should give some serious thought to the gene pool you are letting your children swim in, and consider pouring in some bleach by removing some unnecessary in-laws.

xSkittle 16

Wednesday 12 February 2014 21:08

Taking a shower everyday isn't good for your skin actually..

raphanne_fml 33

Wednesday 12 February 2014 21:17

That's why moisturizer exists... Just put some on your skin after the shower.

Ksweety_fml 27

Wednesday 12 February 2014 21:08

Damn, they mad because you wash your ass everyday? Wow...

Chevydude44_X 12

Wednesday 12 February 2014 21:21

Don't feel weird, I take 2 showers per day!

trellz17 19

Wednesday 12 February 2014 22:01

Calling you a "water wasting bitch" is really harsh and unnecessary.

skittyskatbrat 19

Wednesday 12 February 2014 22:26

Might be time to cut down the visits with them... a lot. They sound stinky and mean.

1947Chevy 17

Wednesday 12 February 2014 22:44

Are they from Europe. I know some areas over there that's still common.

mattyiscool123 26

Wednesday 12 February 2014 22:45

At least your not too dirty

donkinator 24

Wednesday 12 February 2014 23:03

i too shower everyday, i don't understand how you couldn't... i do live in queensland australia where the average temp is 30 degrees celsius. its so muggy most of time you'd smell pretty ripe if you didnt shower every day