Work: Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking... - FML

By bosslady - 30/06/2015 09:57 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking to move out of my cubicle for nearly four years. FML

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By hatemyboss - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alameda

Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML

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By Fmyoffice - 27/11/2009 19:51 - United Kingdom

Today, for the third time this week, my boss made me switch desks. Each new desk is closer to the door than the last one. I think he's trying to tell me something. FML

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By claustrophobic - 04/05/2016 19:03 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I have been in my "office" for 6 weeks. It is literally a closet. I was reminded of this fact when a janitor walked in without knocking, carrying empty boxes he intended to store. FML

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By Disgruntled ADP - 26/10/2018 08:30 - United States - Dallas

Today, we moved desks for the umpteenth time, and my supervisor stuffed me in a corner by the door with no one around to talk to. The worst thing is I hear the badge reader beep every few seconds. It's already driving me crazy. FML

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By Bowerbird74 - 30/08/2022 13:00 - Bulgaria

Today, it was a new co-worker's first day, and yet again management told them to use the room I always use, and I yet again had to relocate my stuff to accommodate the newbie. FML

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By Goldo - 22/06/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, my boss hired a feng shui consultant for our small office space. I am the only full-time employee besides the owners, and I work as an unpaid intern. My company would rather pay someone to rearrange my desk than pay me to work at it. FML

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By helpme - 04/12/2013 04:05 - United States - Brockton

Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending three hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML

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By DefinitelyNotDogshit - 28/08/2013 04:06 - United States - Levittown

Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML

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Home sweet home?

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

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Top comments

18drakerad 18

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:10

Maybe it's time to take charge. Tell your boss how you feel and assertively ask for an office

Roxas_hearts 27

Tuesday 30 June 2015 15:09

Sometimes work just isn't fair. Prove to them you deserve one and you'll get what you need eventually!

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rick_mcneil16 16

Tuesday 30 June 2015 16:13

Probably because you keep asking.

StzaCrack666 18

Tuesday 30 June 2015 16:23

next they'll send you to the basement and steal your red stapler even though it doesn't jam up

expertsmilee 26

Tuesday 30 June 2015 16:55

I'll set the...the building on fire...

LeashaJoy5595 28

Tuesday 30 June 2015 16:24

That's just insult to injury! Your bosses must know how wrong it is! Best of luck if you choose to confront them on it

Jeffrey1717 4

Tuesday 30 June 2015 16:27

I asked my boss for a office he gave me a office...... In the air vent

janfleury 19

Tuesday 30 June 2015 16:33

sounds like the intern may be your new boss.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 30 June 2015 16:38

Great things come to those who wait...

Silk_Routes 14

Tuesday 30 June 2015 16:40

ohh crap!

captainsmegma 12

Tuesday 30 June 2015 16:49

Well done grasshopper. You have unfortunately probably trained your replacement.

Mellowyellow15 10

Tuesday 30 June 2015 16:53

It's not what you know it's who you know.

LifeisAlwaysGood 4

Tuesday 30 June 2015 17:24

Maybe the intern came in with some sort of background or connections? This is bad, but this is the reality that happens to anyone in this world every single day... Fyl

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