Miscellaneous: Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet...

By bbcgj - 04/07/2015 09:30 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML

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You deserved it 2 851

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By "Anti_Sora" - 05/01/2019 00:00

Today, I turned in my final worth 20% of the grade. Today was also the day my internet decided to die. FML

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You deserved it 307

By disconnected - 23/09/2014 20:19 - Brazil - Santa Maria

Today, we spent an entire day without being able to do work because our internet connection was down. Turns out, only the router had crashed and nobody bothered to reset it "to avoid doing further damage". FML

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By stuff - 16/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

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Monopoly

By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 16:00

Today, I called complaints for my internet provider because, again, it's slowed to a crawl that would make dial-up laugh. They said that I live in a remote area, so maintenance is difficult. When I pointed out I only live ten minutes from the nearest city, they responded by saying they're my only option, so tough. FML

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You deserved it 108

By Jota - 23/10/2017 19:00

Today, I was doing a job interview on Skype when my roommate decided to reboot the wireless router because "the internet was too slow". The interviewer didn't bother calling again. FML

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You deserved it 389

By Happyforeverx - 25/10/2009 15:30 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML

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You deserved it 8 759

Oh no!

By fml - 19/02/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, the ethernet cable that I'd waited so long for arrived. I have been gaming on the stupidly unstable wifi for months and finally I thought my life would be saved. Then it turns out that the ethernet port isn't working. FML

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You deserved it 234

Terminally online

By Anonymous - 27/05/2021 17:01

Today, a thunderstorm killed our internet and I realized there were lots of things I could do "in the real world", but… I’m too tired to do any of them. FML

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You deserved it 608

By tye61 - 16/01/2016 12:54 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I finished a 2 hour Skype call with my girlfriend, only to realize I was using mobile data. FML

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You deserved it 7 846

Saudi end of the internet, and it was awful…

By How can you f*** up that bad!? - 17/02/2017 15:51 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, I was unable to connect to the Internet. After calling support, I was informed that due to a cut cable, the whole country will have no service from that provider for some time. The. Whole. Country. FML

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You deserved it 482

ricxrdusrex 19

Sunday 5 July 2015 12:14

Quick enough to post this

maggiefox 25

Sunday 5 July 2015 12:14

Sounds like we have the same internet provider...

Comments

ScottLucky 18

Monday 6 July 2015 5:08

That is the worst FML I have read in weeks! I feel for ya!

Mellowyellow15 10

Monday 6 July 2015 5:44

I'd like to know how long it took you to write this FML.

nihar_1296 12

Monday 6 July 2015 5:45

i feel ya bro! Me n you, we're the same!

limegreenpoopie 31

Monday 6 July 2015 5:52

Have you tried turning it on and off :p?

saymynamess 19

Monday 6 July 2015 9:30

Ppl stop giving her solutions on how to fix the problem. Instead, start giving us a good response to her FML. We are not in yahoo answers.

Einstein89 0

Monday 6 July 2015 14:14

Too much ****.

wallmaria 15

Monday 6 July 2015 20:01

comcast?

MGS428 8

Monday 6 July 2015 23:41

I crie everyteim

BigBubbaJ 13

Tuesday 7 July 2015 1:26

First world problems, OP.

InSultan 14

Tuesday 7 July 2015 6:06

I'M NOT ALONE!!!

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Today, I was in the shower having a little fun with the detachable shower head. I didn’t know anyone else was home until I heard a toilet flush and scalding hot water flooded my cooch. I think I need to go to the ER, but I’m too embarrassed to ask for a ride there. I can’t walk or sit properly. FML

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Today, I rushed home because my wife called to let me know she was feeling horny for the first time after getting over a bad flu. I walked in the door and surprise surprise, her sister had called round, wanting sympathy after her latest fuckbuddy dumped her. Romantic mood ruined. FML

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Today, my ex was talking about getting back together. I say I’d be willing to talk and ask him to explain what he wants from me, to see if there’s any common ground, but he replied, "I just mention something and you immediately attack me with this emo crap! I already regret even thinking about it!" FML

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Today, my new boyfriend asked to know the penis size of every other guy I’ve been with. There are a lot. FML

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Today, my husband is adamant he's not a cheater, because, "it only counts as cheating if you have sex with other women for free." Apparently 20-year-old male prostitutes don't count because they're not women and they cost money. FML

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Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

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Today, I was so tired this morning when I went to take a dump and instead of using a baby wipe, I used a Lysol wipe. Guess I don’t have Covid up my butt. FML

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Today, I got health insurance for the first time in six years! I'm paying a ton of money each month for a plan that hardly covers anything. I will still go bankrupt me if anything bad actually happens, but I can't afford monthly premiums on anything better. Thank you, USA healthcare system. Single payer, anyone? FML

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