By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
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MrSuperEmoticons 3

You gotta let your mom know that strip teases aren't free. People gotta lay out the dough, first.

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singerlove 14

The escalator just wanted to be invited to the party in your pants, that's all...

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Ugi 26

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T1A2Z3 34

She could have ripped or cut herself free instead of getting half naked...

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DrMime 10

You can get kicked off your flight for sagging your pants these days! However, no pants is a whole other balk game, try wearing your shirt on your legs and your bra on your neck to send those TSA agents scrambling for the training manual! Brings a new low to the 'frisky friskers' at those places...

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DrMime 10

Look up the word 'balk'. It's an intelligent pun, for intelligent people.

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perdix 29

Too bad you were going commando to give the security guy a nice eyeful.

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kamikrazy 6

Weird...a thumbs down comment from perdix?

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DrMime 10

Like the naughty parts of Madonna without crisco, he's hit a dry spell! Don't thumb it up unless your thumb is coated in butter.

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perdix 29

#101, it happens all the time. #110, what are you talking about? I had some good ones about the Miley Cyrus and the T-shirt stories. I'm getting a fair share of hits along with the misses. Jeez, now I know how a pro baseball player feels!

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Escalators scare the hell out of me. When I was 11 my shoe got caught in one and the escalator gimped out and malfunctioned. Those were the days....

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Kcloudnine 0

O was scared of them I'm still kinda am now. Once I fell in one that was going up I kept falling down caus wit wouldn't stop

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bubo_fml 10

Were you going 'commando?' (fap, fap, fap...)

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drawmesunshine 17

That is really, really creepy..

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DrMime 10

Not as creepy as pulling back your blinds in the morning and seeing a man in a full bunny custume holding a cleaver. Or as creepy as a stranger with a mask at night asking you for the information of your rape insurance provider...

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Hyde_is_Back 4

That first 1 sounded like that cheesy Bunnyman movie.

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Spazz420 7

Hopefully u remembered the 'always put on clean underwear before u leave the house' rule. Or just open your suitcase and put on something else

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perdix 29

Maybe your mom is trying to get you married off. Lots of well-to-do men are at airports. Maybe if you showed some skin, one of them might take you off your mom's hands.

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harbqll 0

You couldn't use your pocket knife to cut yourself free?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Are you stupid? You can't carry pocket knives in the airport.

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rubberduckie94 13

While passengers can not carry such things I would think airport staff(medics) would have some type of scissors they could come over and cut her free. Seems they would have done that before they had a youngling strip down in front of everyone. I think mom jumped the gun

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TheDrifter 23

You and your wacky "logic". Having op undress for the travellers was certainly the best idea.

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rubberduckie94 13

Oh you caught me being wacky! ; ). Here I thought no one would notice.

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Rocky007 15

Hmmm. Escalators as a way to get a girl out of her pants. How can I use this information?

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