By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You gotta let your mom know that strip teases aren't free. People gotta lay out the dough, first.

singerlove 14

The escalator just wanted to be invited to the party in your pants, that's all...

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She could have ripped or cut herself free instead of getting half naked...

You can get kicked off your flight for sagging your pants these days! However, no pants is a whole other balk game, try wearing your shirt on your legs and your bra on your neck to send those TSA agents scrambling for the training manual! Brings a new low to the 'frisky friskers' at those places...

Look up the word 'balk'. It's an intelligent pun, for intelligent people.

perdix 29

Too bad you were going commando to give the security guy a nice eyeful.

Weird...a thumbs down comment from perdix?

Like the naughty parts of Madonna without crisco, he's hit a dry spell! Don't thumb it up unless your thumb is coated in butter.

perdix 29

#101, it happens all the time. #110, what are you talking about? I had some good ones about the Miley Cyrus and the T-shirt stories. I'm getting a fair share of hits along with the misses. Jeez, now I know how a pro baseball player feels!

Escalators scare the hell out of me. When I was 11 my shoe got caught in one and the escalator gimped out and malfunctioned. Those were the days....

Kcloudnine 0

O was scared of them I'm still kinda am now. Once I fell in one that was going up I kept falling down caus wit wouldn't stop

bubo_fml 10

Were you going 'commando?' (fap, fap, fap...)

drawmesunshine 17

That is really, really creepy..

Not as creepy as pulling back your blinds in the morning and seeing a man in a full bunny custume holding a cleaver. Or as creepy as a stranger with a mask at night asking you for the information of your rape insurance provider...

That first 1 sounded like that cheesy Bunnyman movie.

Hopefully u remembered the 'always put on clean underwear before u leave the house' rule. Or just open your suitcase and put on something else

perdix 29

Maybe your mom is trying to get you married off. Lots of well-to-do men are at airports. Maybe if you showed some skin, one of them might take you off your mom's hands.

harbqll 0

You couldn't use your pocket knife to cut yourself free?

Are you stupid? You can't carry pocket knives in the airport.

While passengers can not carry such things I would think airport staff(medics) would have some type of scissors they could come over and cut her free. Seems they would have done that before they had a youngling strip down in front of everyone. I think mom jumped the gun

TheDrifter 23

You and your wacky "logic". Having op undress for the travellers was certainly the best idea.

Oh you caught me being wacky! ; ). Here I thought no one would notice.

Rocky007 15

Hmmm. Escalators as a way to get a girl out of her pants. How can I use this information?