By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
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MrSuperEmoticons 3

You gotta let your mom know that strip teases aren't free. People gotta lay out the dough, first.

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singerlove 14

The escalator just wanted to be invited to the party in your pants, that's all...

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White_Knightspc 0

hope you were going commando. yes I said it.

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zakkyzebra 11

I thought it meant Oblong Penis...

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Oragami Penis. The japanese are really perverted. Just look at most of their Anime (and hentai)!

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zakkyzebra 11

Oblong. Oragami. Same difference. But who's that weirdo above my previous comment? Original Pooper? Scoff! How preposterous!!!!

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Ins_Knie 2

Original Poster. Or Open Pants in this case.

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legresley85 1

I hope you had a good pair of underwear on. Hopefully it wasn't a commando day.

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DocBastard 38

Has no one else noticed the ridiculousness here? How long much your pants be for them to get caught in an escalator? Dare I say you deserve it for wearing jeans down to the floor?

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absolutegrrr 7

Don't most people wear jeans 'down to the floor'? Or am I the only one not wearing ankle bashers..?

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TheDrifter 23

They should end just above the floor. Only hipsters and hillbillies buy pants and walk the excess length off of them.

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dreamer9614 3

Actually, I like mine to end right at the floor. If they puddle on the other hand...

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Xquisite1 28

Great! You prepared ahead of time for your TSA molestation.

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Gtaylorfication 0

Hey look on the bright side at least you weren't going commando! Where you?

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Torva_fml 16

Learn to not be an asshole. If you're going to correct someone, just fix the word, and leave it at that.

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jimbob1718 2

If I was mother I would be hoping u were wearing a thong

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SteveOsWifey 5

haha shit happens & what did you do after that were you just walking around in your underwear?

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piccalo 4

That's bad...but ur mother did a good thing...escalators will cause more damage than we can expect if something caught in it.

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