By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 313
You deserved it 3 275

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You gotta let your mom know that strip teases aren't free. People gotta lay out the dough, first.

singerlove 14

The escalator just wanted to be invited to the party in your pants, that's all...

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White_Knightspc 0

hope you were going commando. yes I said it.

zakkyzebra 11

I thought it meant Oblong Penis...

Oragami Penis. The japanese are really perverted. Just look at most of their Anime (and hentai)!

zakkyzebra 11

Oblong. Oragami. Same difference. But who's that weirdo above my previous comment? Original Pooper? Scoff! How preposterous!!!!

Ins_Knie 2

Original Poster. Or Open Pants in this case.

I hope you had a good pair of underwear on. Hopefully it wasn't a commando day.

Has no one else noticed the ridiculousness here? How long much your pants be for them to get caught in an escalator? Dare I say you deserve it for wearing jeans down to the floor?

Don't most people wear jeans 'down to the floor'? Or am I the only one not wearing ankle bashers..?

TheDrifter 23

They should end just above the floor. Only hipsters and hillbillies buy pants and walk the excess length off of them.

dreamer9614 3

Actually, I like mine to end right at the floor. If they puddle on the other hand...

Xquisite1 28

Great! You prepared ahead of time for your TSA molestation.

Gtaylorfication 0

Hey look on the bright side at least you weren't going commando! Where you?

Torva_fml 16

Learn to not be an asshole. If you're going to correct someone, just fix the word, and leave it at that.

jimbob1718 2

If I was mother I would be hoping u were wearing a thong

haha shit happens & what did you do after that were you just walking around in your underwear?

That's bad...but ur mother did a good thing...escalators will cause more damage than we can expect if something caught in it.