By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
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MrSuperEmoticons 3

You gotta let your mom know that strip teases aren't free. People gotta lay out the dough, first.

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singerlove 14

The escalator just wanted to be invited to the party in your pants, that's all...

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Ins_Knie 2

Were your undies classified as WMD (widgets of men's distraction)?

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desireev 17

It was either there or airport security.. Wait! They aren't supposed to make you take off your pants?! Uuuughh!!!! >:[

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SoSickWithIt 14

Last year when I was headed home from Thanksgiving in a different state, I was going through airport security, the guy chose me to pat down, he grabbed my penis.

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Clamcreepy 7

That sucks, if you went commando then your day was really ****** because the family jewels are sacred and can't be exposed all willy nilly

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dreamer9614 3

It's a girl.......

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Magg0t 8

Yet a good reason why I always wear gym shorts with pockets under my shorts/pants. For really screwed up reasons such as this.

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Isa_fml 20

TOBIAS FUNKE: NEVERNUDE!

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YahImThatGuy 0

All the jokes about this are funny, but in all seriousness, they could've just cut the jeans right where they were caught, allowing you to still wear 95% of them.

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lizard399 0

In this case, my folded scissors on my key chain would have come in handy. You should get one, seeing as though you're accident prone.

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hoonyer 17

but seeing as how they were in an airport, they would have then been tackled to the ground, thrown in jail, fined hundreds, and put on the no fly list :/

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Isa_fml 20

yikes. see, this is just more proof that escalators are scary and can't be trusted. they hunger for human blood. and the pants of young ladies, apparently.

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UrCapsLockOn 12

Shitty day to not go to the airport 4 me :((

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