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By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

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By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

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By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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By box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

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By leahbeuhh - 05/09/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML

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By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

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By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By Mangled Shoelace - 02/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Renfrew

Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML

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MrSuperEmoticons 3

Tuesday 7 February 2012 18:42

You gotta let your mom know that strip teases aren't free. People gotta lay out the dough, first.

singerlove 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 18:44

The escalator just wanted to be invited to the party in your pants, that's all...

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Ins_Knie 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 19:47

Were your undies classified as WMD (widgets of men's distraction)?

desireev 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 19:56

It was either there or airport security.. Wait! They aren't supposed to make you take off your pants?! Uuuughh!!!! >:[

SoSickWithIt 14

Wednesday 8 February 2012 0:50

Last year when I was headed home from Thanksgiving in a different state, I was going through airport security, the guy chose me to pat down, he grabbed my penis.

Clamcreepy 7

Tuesday 7 February 2012 20:02

That sucks, if you went commando then your day was really ****** because the family jewels are sacred and can't be exposed all willy nilly

dreamer9614 3

Wednesday 8 February 2012 3:03

It's a girl.......

Magg0t 8

Tuesday 7 February 2012 20:05

Yet a good reason why I always wear gym shorts with pockets under my shorts/pants. For really screwed up reasons such as this.

Isa_fml 20

Tuesday 7 February 2012 20:31

TOBIAS FUNKE: NEVERNUDE!

YahImThatGuy 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 20:20

All the jokes about this are funny, but in all seriousness, they could've just cut the jeans right where they were caught, allowing you to still wear 95% of them.

lizard399 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 20:33

In this case, my folded scissors on my key chain would have come in handy. You should get one, seeing as though you're accident prone.

hoonyer 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 21:13

but seeing as how they were in an airport, they would have then been tackled to the ground, thrown in jail, fined hundreds, and put on the no fly list :/

Isa_fml 20

Tuesday 7 February 2012 20:33

yikes. see, this is just more proof that escalators are scary and can't be trusted. they hunger for human blood. and the pants of young ladies, apparently.

UrCapsLockOn 12

Tuesday 7 February 2012 20:55

Shitty day to not go to the airport 4 me :((

momo1972 3

Tuesday 7 February 2012 21:02

Got any pics? Where were the tourist?

alexnoyle 12

Tuesday 7 February 2012 21:17

Send some pics will ya?

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