Embarrassing, Airport and Miscellaneous: Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing...

By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

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By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

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By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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By box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

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By leahbeuhh - 05/09/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML

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By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

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By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By Mangled Shoelace - 02/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Renfrew

Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML

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Tuesday 7 February 2012 18:42

You gotta let your mom know that strip teases aren't free. People gotta lay out the dough, first.

singerlove 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 18:44

The escalator just wanted to be invited to the party in your pants, that's all...

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VirtualVulture 3

Tuesday 7 February 2012 21:50

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.

mrs_bruno_mars 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 21:53

That's not THAT bad...wait...yes it is. O.o

Crapdeim 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 21:55

It's everyone's childhood nightmare! :0

jjmiller1001 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:26

Awesome if OP is a hot girl, BOO if OP is a guy. Mobile fml sucks! FmL

lokman_fml 7

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:35

Don't wear your jeans so baggy. YDI

fallingapart777 7

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:43

At least you didn't have to take off your shirt too. True story.

brock329 3

Wednesday 8 February 2012 3:23

Nicely put!

Jasonf6 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 22:53

YDI for wearing jeans that go past your shoes.

Suba_fml 8

Tuesday 7 February 2012 23:23

And that's when I met your mother.

yaoifreak 8

Tuesday 7 February 2012 23:51

Ooops!!!

megmich 4

Tuesday 7 February 2012 23:54

nothing happened so

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