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By Momma - 19/06/2010 07:47 - France

Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML

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By c-mack - 08/09/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML

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By Elcam - 16/10/2013 08:22 - Belgium

Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 04:08 - United States - Bloomdale

Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

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Never reveal your password to anything

By Sky_Flower - 17/11/2023 22:00

Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML

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By Paige - 26/12/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

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By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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By lebowski - 28/11/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML

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By Sean - 07/09/2013 08:22 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out my kids only remember my birthday because it's the password on the iPad. FML

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Hard to bare

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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By Emily S - 09/10/2011 05:17 - Australia

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

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phantom956 2

Saturday 19 June 2010 19:32

just go to contacts, edit, click on the pic n change it

nerdsgetmehot 22

Saturday 19 June 2010 19:40

Heh heh. You've got to admit it's a pretty good prank... :P

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emschick10 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 23:42

agree with 61.

Rememberme1105 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 23:46

haha I love messing with my parents technology too :)

eduardosuritalov 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 23:58

lmfaao ur kids r amazing

xXmoeXx 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 0:21

lol .. How cute!! lol smart kidz !!

brantzilch 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 0:23

I think it's fake no one is tthat stupid

36jg63 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 1:46

wat does ydi mean???

tj79 3

Sunday 20 June 2010 1:51

ground them, beat them, repeat

dtheman997 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 2:15

sorry OP, but that's just too funny. I am 35 and think I am going to do the same to my parents. they will never figure it out. ;p

Ucla_cupcake 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 2:18

YDI for not knowing how to use and work your own phone.

ghoti_fml 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 2:20

OP ydi for not asking other people how to change it back, or looking at the user manual. Besides, what your kids did is harmless.

Solano2580 24

Wednesday 2 September 2015 5:35

Not really considering someone could look at OP's phone

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Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML

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