Kids: Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked... - FML

By Momma - 19/06/2010 07:47 - France

Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML

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By c-mack - 08/09/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML

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By Elcam - 16/10/2013 08:22 - Belgium

Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 04:08 - United States - Bloomdale

Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

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Never reveal your password to anything

By Sky_Flower - 17/11/2023 22:00

Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML

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By Paige - 26/12/2011 06:35 - United States

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

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You deserved it 52 261

By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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By lebowski - 28/11/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, my 5 year old brother wanted to look through my phone. I know he can't read so I gave it to him. He was, however, able to get at my "private" photo album. FML

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By Sean - 07/09/2013 08:22 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I found out my kids only remember my birthday because it's the password on the iPad. FML

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You deserved it 5 824

Hard to bare

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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You deserved it 806

By Emily S - 09/10/2011 05:17 - Australia

Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML

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phantom956 2

Saturday 19 June 2010 19:32

just go to contacts, edit, click on the pic n change it

nerdsgetmehot 22

Saturday 19 June 2010 19:40

Heh heh. You've got to admit it's a pretty good prank... :P

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aardvarkish 15

Saturday 19 June 2010 22:05

Use Condoms!

JokeMeister 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 22:06

Whip the shit out of them. They will come up with the answers, believe me.

Taylorfacepwns 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 11:20

i smell child services.

l3allin_all_day 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 22:08

ur a noob

keithand 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 22:14

read the manual for the phone. stupid!

Jahoolia 2

Saturday 19 June 2010 22:33

so... you cant change pictures for your contacts but you can however either get an flm app or access it via the web and post comments on it from your phone? I call fake.

281go 4

Saturday 19 June 2010 22:44

haha I'm pretty sure your kids are older then 10 years old. cus I can't imagine a little kid doing that on purpose.

rb257 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 22:52

if you're sad enough not to know how to change them then you deserve it

ninjasaurous 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 23:11

Hey scumbag 78- they aren't tattoos it's makeup, cuz tokio has some serious skill. So she ain't an idiot (grammar nazis- yes i realize ain't isn't a word. I'm from west virginia. nuff said.)

CiNnImAtIcKsUnSe 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 23:27

Wouldn't they have gotten the pictures from your phone.....? umm.. lol

steveo1992 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 23:40

Woot for technology and parents who dont know how to work them!!

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Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

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Today, I was on the webcam with my boyfriend. I could see that he was on the couch, and alone, so I took off my shirt and smiled, waiting to see his reaction. He smiled at me but then kept looking in another direction. I playfully asked "What's so distracting?" His answer: "History Channel". FML

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Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML

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Today, one of my cousins offered to sell me his mac for a low price. When I got it, I realized it was an old toshiba painted white with an apple sticker on it. My cousin still insists it's a mac. FML

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Today, my school handed out the new yearbook. I was so excited to be on the cover page in a group shot with all my friends until I realized that I was having a boner at the time the pic was taken. These books go out to the whole school. Everyone noticed. FML

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Today, my self-esteem hit rock bottom when I was intimidated by a 10-year-old. I'm 23. FML

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Today, I found out that I might not get a job in the States, because I let my certification expire and haven't driven in the States in two years. I can't get the experience without a job, can't get a job without experience. FML

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