Animals, Poopoo peepee, Cats, Kittens and Cute: Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good...

By MegahnDN - 11/06/2010 14:33 - United States

Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good enough reason to stop running in circles around my living room. FML

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By cat_lady - 05/04/2020 17:00

Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML

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By jaqen h'garrrhghhgfgjhfuck - 09/06/2014 21:45 - France - Toulon

Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML

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By Lee - 05/07/2021 16:01 - United States

Today, my cat had a long dingleberry hanging off his butt. He decided the best way to get rid of it was to freak out and run around the house, shaking shit everywhere. To make it worse, he then licked his still shit covered butt, made a face and promptly threw up. Guess my cat isn’t the brightest. FML

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By K-Rat - 09/10/2016 12:16 - United States

Today, my cat loves to chase birds. In fact, he loves it so much, he ran out of the litter box mid-poop to chase one, forcing me to wipe his ass. FML

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By Kas - 25/11/2020 11:02

Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML

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By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 13:02 - United States - Sparta

Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By Turdfoot - 12/02/2013 20:15 - United States - Prosper

Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML

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Devanthegreat 0

Friday 11 June 2010 19:09

haha kitty poo for you

OGReaper 2

Friday 11 June 2010 19:09

lmao kittens are awesome

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josh90p 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 7:20

Very cute 40(:

twinny_sc 13

Saturday 12 June 2010 7:20

YDI for having a kitten!

Pistolaro 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 8:30

*that was for 140

damnatory 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 8:40

YDI for not getting a dog instead.

blueknight1st 26

Saturday 12 June 2010 14:58

It's a kitten you douche bag. It's not like it's as smart as a human. But then again neither are you.

lorenzobalderas 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 17:37

hahaha 88 has nothing I am 13 and have more muscles than him XD

mpdvyper 5

Saturday 12 June 2010 18:45

I love ****

sloop_fml 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 19:06

reason #5769 not to have a cat

shootforthemoon 0

Monday 14 June 2010 0:57

Same thing happened to me when I got my first kitten... there went my favorite pair of overalls :(

lazydawg 0

Monday 14 June 2010 1:02

ydi for having a cat!

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