Animals: Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks...

By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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By deadhammy - 11/01/2013 07:09 - United States - San Diego

Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By poorhamster - 23/10/2010 06:22 - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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By Chris - 13/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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By idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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By erinbarto - 17/10/2019 20:00

Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML

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You deserved it 134

By lovingsnow - 27/02/2010 07:37 - Singapore

Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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yourmurderscenex 13

Monday 20 December 2010 0:33

im sorry but this should teach you a lesson.. you dont give a hamster a BOWL to drink water out of. you give them water bottles that hooks on the side of their cage. ugh. idiot.

Cheeto21 0

Monday 20 December 2010 0:34

Thats why people have water BOTTLES for their hamsters...

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nastystuff 0

Monday 20 December 2010 4:20

Hahaha

dasfro 2

Monday 20 December 2010 4:48

you should go drown yourself too

Brittneyyyy 7

Monday 20 December 2010 5:03

I agree with #99. Just don't set the plant next to a fireplace or something. It might jump in.

mapleleafs34 0

Monday 20 December 2010 5:05

I hate fmls like these..

Ninjafriends 1

Monday 20 December 2010 5:15

Hamster FML's, or pathetic, whiny FML's?

mnms7 0

Monday 20 December 2010 5:18

I heard hamsters are suicidal so maybe it's not ur fault? idk

Olay_JnAY 0

Monday 20 December 2010 5:25

woah kid, take an Antidepressant .

iloveyou7877 0

Monday 20 December 2010 5:33

like he meant to do it.

imac619 2

Monday 20 December 2010 5:34

even animals don't like emos.

jamieisreallymad 0

Monday 20 December 2010 6:01

Maybe because you didn't spell HAMPSTER right.

scarletpenguin 16

Monday 20 December 2010 6:10

What #118?? It is spelled HAMSTER. There is no "P" in the spelling of hamster. Fail.

arielleisfml 0

Monday 20 December 2010 6:06

118. there is no 'p' in hamster. **** ass.

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