Animals: Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks...

By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

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You deserved it 7 199

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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By deadhammy - 11/01/2013 07:09 - United States - San Diego

Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By poorhamster - 23/10/2010 06:22 - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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You deserved it 3 924

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By Chris - 13/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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You deserved it 5 048

By idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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By erinbarto - 17/10/2019 20:00

Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML

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You deserved it 134

By lovingsnow - 27/02/2010 07:37 - Singapore

Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 282

You deserved it 2 788

By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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You deserved it 11 234

yourmurderscenex 13

Monday 20 December 2010 0:33

im sorry but this should teach you a lesson.. you dont give a hamster a BOWL to drink water out of. you give them water bottles that hooks on the side of their cage. ugh. idiot.

Cheeto21 0

Monday 20 December 2010 0:34

Thats why people have water BOTTLES for their hamsters...

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knelson19 0

Monday 20 December 2010 6:42

36...really? You should slap whoever told you that. They were trying to make you look stupid :/.

Kennz 0

Monday 20 December 2010 7:26

There is no freaking "P" in it!!!!! Retards much to whoever thought there is.

aspsoccer94 0

Monday 20 December 2010 7:32

you must be a very repulsive person or something sorry!

patriits1224 0

Monday 20 December 2010 7:36

why would you give the hamster a bowl on the first place?

lolo_love5 0

Monday 20 December 2010 7:39

Maybe you shouldn't own pets.. and if you can't take care of a freakin hamster, I hope you NEVER have children OR own another pet. :)

effmyleezy 5

Monday 20 December 2010 7:50

so you said it was your last remaining pet... what happened to the rest of them?

NeatNit 32

Monday 20 December 2010 7:51

It's always about YOU, isn't it.

lafftar 7

Monday 20 December 2010 7:55

go on omeggle, it helps

sailor2 0

Monday 20 December 2010 8:16

you are so cute number 60 :)

TRich23 0

Monday 20 December 2010 11:45

Dumbass that's why they drink out of water bottles

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