By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 126
You deserved it 7 199

Same thing different taste

Top comments

yourmurderscenex 13

im sorry but this should teach you a lesson.. you dont give a hamster a BOWL to drink water out of. you give them water bottles that hooks on the side of their cage. ugh. idiot.

Thats why people have water BOTTLES for their hamsters...

Comments

Wow, that's some pretty harsh stuff. Yeah, a water bottle would have been more appropriate, but on the other hand it couldn't have been a terrible smart hamster. Probably like the George Bush of hamsters. Here's a cookie for you, OP, and maybe go for a walk just because.

apoop 0

Wow dumbass u killed ur pet, don't u know they have little bottles with drinking nozzles? Who doesn't know that?

sallen0046 4

Hamsters are not intelligent creatures. They've been bred to exist in cages and drink from bottles, something you should have bothered to research. They're not smart enough to know how to kill themselves. How many other animals have you managed to kill because you didn't bother to research their needs? If you're really this pathetic, I can understand why you've been reduced to spending time with nothing but rodents. Stop acting like the world is out to get you.

Ninjafriends 1

You're so hard to live with that even your goldfish drowned themselves.

Wow you suck. You just. You suck. Hamster clearly committed suicide, and it was clearly because of you. Did I mention you suck?

ohthebloodygore 16

Doc, my presence makes Ignorance come out of hiding. She just can't resist.

ohthebloodygore 16

ANNE. I know. I leave you speechless. What's next? Breathless?

ohthebloodygore 16

Denial. You're my wife; embrace it!

0opsie 6

How many animals are you going to let die out of dumbassery before you realize you can just Google basic hamster care instead of thinking they commit suicide because of you? "Duuuhhh, here we go...*how-to-take-care-of-a-hamster-Enter* Ohhh! They use water bottles! Back to the pet store. There's no way I can screw up this time!"

B1ACKR3IGN 3

how nice your pet dies and all you think of is yourself

I'm having trouble braving the world, reading your post. I hate pathetic people. YDI.