Animals: Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks...

By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

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You deserved it 7 199

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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By deadhammy - 11/01/2013 07:09 - United States - San Diego

Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By poorhamster - 23/10/2010 06:22 - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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By Chris - 13/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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By idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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By erinbarto - 17/10/2019 20:00

Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML

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By lovingsnow - 27/02/2010 07:37 - Singapore

Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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Monday 20 December 2010 0:33

im sorry but this should teach you a lesson.. you dont give a hamster a BOWL to drink water out of. you give them water bottles that hooks on the side of their cage. ugh. idiot.

Cheeto21 0

Monday 20 December 2010 0:34

Thats why people have water BOTTLES for their hamsters...

Comments

thelastavailable 13

Monday 20 December 2010 1:21

Why is everyone being so ruthlessly mean to OP? It seems to me that posting an FML these days in hope for some sympathy in return is like snogging a dementor to feel good about yourself.

smallsmerry 0

Monday 20 December 2010 2:13

HARRY POTTER REFERENCE!!!!

spanelli 16

Monday 20 December 2010 3:14

No shit, idiot.

Kua_Mei 0

Monday 20 December 2010 4:07

(insert Harry Potter fanaticism-induced nonsense here)

disney_blonde 16

Monday 20 December 2010 1:23

Last remaining pet? ...I'm curious how the others did themselves in.

kennakatherine 0

Monday 20 December 2010 1:33

oh my god, you're melodramatic.

Gloritank 8

Monday 20 December 2010 1:53

stop being so emo.

thecatwishedthat 0

Monday 20 December 2010 1:57

RIP poor little hamster :( he didn't know better. Shame on you for not getting it a proper water bottle!

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 20 December 2010 2:06

You should let Marvin be your new pet. You and he can talk about hamster care. But be careful, don't talk to him about life.

Sammara 0

Monday 20 December 2010 2:08

YDI for not knowing how to care for your pets properly. Seriously, there are hundreds of books and thousands of websites about hamster care...not to mention the person you probably bought the hamster from!