By elovan - 25/07/2015 08:33 - United States - Des Moines

Today, my laziness hit a new low when I tried closing my bedroom door using my mind. FML
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aedar 16

Let's be honest, who hasn't tried something like this at least once, I personally still try to fly the remote to my hand when it's out of my reach :)

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Colon_Man 17

Well, if that fails you could try the Spiderman web shoot.

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A1phaWolf 18

May the force return to you, my child.

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EcoAirWarrior 7

Telekinesis may be possible as humans only exploit a miniscule fraction of their total brain capacity so it's a possibility but highly unlikely it will be achieved by any human during this generation however your effort even if due to inactivity shows potential for great achievements by future humans

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laden_swallow09 34

I watched Lucy, too. The "science" behind it is bogus.

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gobiteme2 34

Talk to Sheldon Cooper he also has been trying, you never know the door could slam shut with a Big Bang

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dkane 12

Not sure how this is a FML, it's something everybody does

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FlameFreeze101 5

FYL OP, I have the full mastery of the force and a lightsaber. Hmu if you many to become my apprentice in the ways of the force.

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