Miscellaneous: Today, my leadership class was trying to decide who would run...

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 03:27 - United States - San Ramon

Today, my leadership class was trying to decide who would run the kissing booth in our local carnival. Someone suggested me, to which the director replied, "We'd never make any profit with her." FML

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Same thing different taste

By cancerfreak - 21/03/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my town had a carnival to raise money for cancer. I ran a kissing booth, when a really cute guy came up paid his $20, looked at me, and said "not even for cancer." He took his money and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Danby

Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML

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By maybe next time? - 14/09/2016 11:57 - Australia - Greystanes

Today, I was participating in an activity to join a program which I really wanted to join. One of the teachers in charge seemed to notice my efforts and asked if I wanted to join the program. I said yes, thinking I had a chance. She laughed, shook her head before saying no and walking away. FML

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By smooth - 21/11/2013 16:10 - United States

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 16:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 07:00 - United States

Today, I had an hour long meeting with my manager where she informed me the reason I had not been promoted is because she felt that people would not like to work for me, because I would, "make them do their job." FML

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Sewing project

By peppergirl - 30/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was doing a sewing project in class. My friend said we should get the teachers to model our designs. I said that I did not think I would have enough material to make clothes for one of the teachers. I said this in front of the whole class very loudly, while the teacher was right next to me. FML

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By Karaoke Queen - 20/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML

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That joke isn't funny anymore

By EllenD - 15/02/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML

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By Arniii - 01/02/2012 18:53 - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

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Xquisite1 28

Monday 18 February 2013 9:23

Tell the director to be your first client by kissing your ass.

feldco1 17

Monday 18 February 2013 9:25

Your director is an ass but I think it's sweet that someone suggested you!

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3adi2 4

Monday 18 February 2013 9:44

*booth

therealslim 15

Monday 18 February 2013 9:46

Mods! *kissing booth

crazytwinsmom 25

Monday 18 February 2013 9:57

I saw a pic of a kissing booth with a puppy, instead of a person. That would be a cute way to do this.

Deeznutzhairy 7

Monday 18 February 2013 9:57

No worries, I would kiss you (;

kwyk 23

Monday 18 February 2013 10:51

If she wasn't before, she's worrying now.

tmmundy 17

Monday 18 February 2013 21:21

30....LMAO, I would be also if that's a true picture of commenter 24!

TheZee 12

Monday 18 February 2013 10:09

Like this...*clicks the thumb down button*

EpicSquishii 21

Monday 18 February 2013 10:14

Because people didn't like your comment. It's not rocket science.

Zforya 10

Monday 18 February 2013 10:18

Haha I'm an ugly ************.

karlcolt45 19

Monday 18 February 2013 10:37

tell him to volunteer himself for pin the tail on the ass booth

samcro3 8

Monday 18 February 2013 11:04

I can neither confirm nor deny your booth worthiness without a sample of ze goods.

KareBear7364 5

Monday 18 February 2013 11:26

eh you don't wanna be kissing a bunch of ppl anyway. This season has been a bad one in terms of germs and sickness.

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Same thing different taste

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