Kids: Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last...

By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 22:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML

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Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

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By hinowdie - 01/12/2012 10:00 - United States

Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML

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By Me - 26/11/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML

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By moopymoplady - 29/11/2011 00:44 - Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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By TooTallNiCo - 28/11/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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By ww2freak - 14/06/2012 01:17 - United States - Centreville

Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML

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By I said whaat - 18/12/2012 16:50

Today, I was in the mall for the second day in a row with my 7-year-old brother. As we walked past Santa he asked me, "Why does Santa look different today"? Not thinking, I said, "Because each mall has a different Santa." FML

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By James - 18/12/2012 02:28 - United States

Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML

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By stupidsantaclaus - 08/10/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML

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Cinn_fml 22

Tuesday 7 December 2010 1:16

Batteries, just take the batteries out and have them mysteriously disappear (and any others in the house). Or get into the spirit of things and sing along with it. :P

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Tuesday 7 December 2010 1:16

My recommendation is that when he's not around take the batteries out of it and hide them. That or snip one of the connecting wires so that it just doesn't work. Even if your parent's found out and were mad it still seems like it would be better than being driven into a murderous rage by a singing Santa.

Comments

GettyLee 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 8:22

I know exactly how you feel, and that's sad considering all my sibilings are older than me.

Barn312009 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 8:53

SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE!!

Zebidee 8

Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:53

Um, switch it off?

DakotaCat 4

Tuesday 7 December 2010 13:52

Op yous a grinch!

nephilim241 19

Tuesday 7 December 2010 14:12

sabotage it or abduct it.. srsly

JessieKayGreen 13

Tuesday 7 December 2010 14:55

that blowsss. xD

Boomshadow 3

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:36

For my solution, you will need a pen and paper (some Christmas stationery works well if you have it), 3/4 oz Karo syrup and 1/4 oz grenadine, a toy pistol (preferably to scale), a few ounces of glue, and an awl. Empty the battery compartment and fill it with the glue. Use the awl to punch a small hole in the toy's head and lay the toy face down where it normally sits. Glue the pistol in its hand. Mix the Karo syrup and the grenadine to make an ounce of fake blood, and pour that around the hole you made with the awl. Use the pen and paper to write a suicide note explaining that it just couldn't take that damn song anymore and sign it "Singing Santa." Merry Christmas!