Super villain origin story

By ... - 13/01/2024 13:00 - United States - Dallas

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Today, I’m 9 months pregnant, and my due date is less than a week away. The dad? Some random guy whose name I don’t know who fucked me in a tent at Coachella while I was drunk of my ass. FML
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simplybe3 5

Someday this will be a great story

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dongdong xiang 10

If you can afford Coachella, you’ll be alright raising that kid alone without child support $$$$

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simplybe3 5

Someday this will be a great story

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Justkidding100 41

6 months too late to learn what an abortion is huh?

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dongdong xiang 10

If you can afford Coachella, you’ll be alright raising that kid alone without child support $$$$

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Wadlaen 23

If it's of any comfort, when the kid is born, you'll be all right and get someone you'll love very much! Most of the five girls from my high school class who became single mothers during the year we turned 20 and the year we turned 21 became pregnant as a direct consequence of them getting drunk, but they've all become good mothers, with a higher life quality. Good luck!

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