Miscellaneous: Today, my little brothers wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact...

By lamsolonely - 12/05/2013 04:35 - United States

Today, my little brothers wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact that I'm a virgin and they are not. They are 13 and 16, I'm 22. What's worse? My dad quickly joined them. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:55 - Canada

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

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Compassion, brah

By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 11:01

Today, I finally told my brother that I was being sexually harassed at work. I'm 22 and my brother is 41, and he literally told me that I don't even know what sexual harassment is, and then laughed in my face. FML

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By Dylann - 06/09/2021 02:01

Today, I'm 16, my sister is 13 and our little brother is 9. Our parents just told us their plans to start a family vlog on YouTube, because, "It's made people rich. Don't you want to be rich?" I said I didn't want to be a part of such a humiliating enterprise, but they started filming me, as a "first family argument video." FML

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By jaci - 24/07/2016 15:27 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML

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Block-cocked

By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 19:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML

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A few good men?

By notthe1punchinglittlegirls - 01/07/2017 14:00

Today, I was visiting my in-laws and sharing a room with my husband's 17-year-old sister. Later that night she and her brother of 24 years started fist-fighting over an air mattress and I had to pull them off each other. The brother later berated me with, "You can't handle any pressure!" FML

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By uhoh.. - 22/03/2015 19:51 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

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By megan228 - 20/03/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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Sunday 12 May 2013 14:01

Don't mind them. Getting laid should never be a competition.

ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Sunday 12 May 2013 14:01

I really hope the 13 year old is kidding. I doubt you're equipped to deal with the possible consequences of sex at that age.

Comments

simsgirlgem 25

Monday 13 May 2013 0:20

Don't worry OP be happy if your a woman you won't be pregnant without a father for your kid or got a girl pregnant if you are a man

vbmg152 18

Monday 13 May 2013 0:36

You be proud of whom you are & ignore them! You're the only smart one in the family! Sleeping around is not fun nor smart! It's stupid & childish!

xTrepidation 14

Monday 13 May 2013 1:45

Hey it's better to wait for when it feels right than to do something to fit in. A lot of kids rush when they're younger and have to deal with th regrets, at least you won't have to deal with that mistake. Stay strong and be proud of your choice.

WizardJeremy 13

Monday 13 May 2013 1:54

I really do hope the 13 year old is kidding because if he did have sex at that age he would be put on sex offends list forever and he wouldn't be able to get most jobs and won't aloud to be in some countries

Sweetpea22 14

Monday 13 May 2013 4:34

False. If you're the same age as the person you're having sex with you can't get in trouble

the_loveliest3 6

Monday 13 May 2013 11:15

he wouldn't be on the sex offenders list...he's a little kid. the person he had sex with would be if they were over 16 years of age.

ughhseriouslywow 10

Monday 13 May 2013 2:25

Better to have never have had sex, than so have it and regret it.

aircon 7

Monday 13 May 2013 2:25

I lost my virginity at 12! start to have sex bro damn!

charrmaander 10

Monday 13 May 2013 2:40

Be glad you haven't just done it. Sex is such an emotional important experience and if you rush it you'll most likely regret it later and you don't want to look back and go "shit I shouldn't of done that"