By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 14:52 - United States

Today, I took my first fare as a qualified taxi driver. The pride soon diminished as I was forced to listen to my passenger give a greatly detailed description of his recent colonoscopy. FML
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misspulkadot24 17

I think it would be cool to taxi around people from all over and hear their stories.

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skoob1 12

As if op is going to log on and tell you how it went...

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Bpwoods 6

I have a feeling that if she did, the comment might be a bit obscene and may get moderated...

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Savner 16

At least your job will be interesting...

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slurshies 11

With that job, you'll never lose your fascination with the antics of the human race

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IAmJad 18

30- Who are you talking to? OP or 1?

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raraisbang 12

24, when my FML was posted, I logged on and replied to questions/comments. It does happen.

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misspulkadot24 17

I think it would be cool to taxi around people from all over and hear their stories.

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Aug1508 9

Yea, if not you can always just block the person out, nod your head, and say oh a huh, interesting.

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GracesDelirium 9

My uncle was a cab driver in New York. When he comes to visit, he always tells us insane stories about his passengers. XD

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ChefPhilly 13

You spelt Polkadot wrong. :)

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raraisbang 12

54, perhaps it was intentional misspelling?

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blcksocks 19

True. As long as the stories are interesting.. Like office affairs and orgies and stuff... NO colonoscopy, diarrhea shit..

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Psych101 9

It would be cool. The best part would be to turn the tables on the customers if they get annoying. Start telling them disgusting or boring stories.

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misspulkadot24 17

It was an intentional misspelling. We called my crush in the 8th grade "polka dot" and while making a bracelet I ran out of "O's" and had to use a "U". Its been my username for all things ever since. Sorry if no one cared :P haha

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cherry72 13

Thank you Captain Obvious. Lol

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saintsrocksocks 10

Good idea b30, I mean who would do such a thing, heh heh

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misspulkadot24 17

I don't have a credit card or anything, I'm 17! :) thanks for your concern, but if a tech savvy person wants to take the time to hack my various accounts for gaming sites and social media, I will be flattered, but I can tell you, I'm quite boring and not worth the time :)

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reallytho3 11

Hope he doesn't get kidney stones...

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LMFAOwned 9

If this continues, OP'll have an FML to post everyday.

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boschwachter 7

Well at least your first fare will be memorable

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NanillaVipples 2

I think OP should still be proud because he helped out a person in need. Who wants to walk after a colonoscopy?

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Tiny_Alyc 13

Could've been worse.. Like showing you the results

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nubnibbler 4

How far did you have to drive with this man? Sounds like you could tolerate it depending on what your fare is.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

You could have acted like it was arousing you. I bet that'd get him to stop talking real fast.

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CaptNomNom 17

Sad fer you :( I mean, I would be grossed out too....

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Lennes 12

Oh come on! You spelt "for" incorrect on purpose! "E" is no where near "O" on the keyboard!

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DomDomxoxo 16

Maybe in Singapore it's not the same keyboard. (:

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hyrulequeen2010 0

Ew I'm so sorry you had to go through that

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Are you talking to me?!?!? Better then listening to what a .44 magnum does to a women's ******. Must see taxi driver to appreciate this horrible joke.

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cr3ativity 15

Taxi driver: Something of a cult classic. Basic premise is that a veteran with PTSD or some form of dementia is a taxi driver after war. Hilarity ensues: if you're into film noir and whatnot .

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