Kids: Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had...

By The Horrible Older Sister - 02/09/2012 10:07 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML

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By TooTallNiCo - 28/11/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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By SantaClaus - 02/11/2013 04:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

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By xmassmasher - 02/12/2014 07:52 - United States - Ruston

Today, while my boyfriend and I were talking with his sister-in-law about a TV show, his 6-year-old nephew walked up just in time to hear how Santa killed the protagonist's parents. I've never seen such a heartbroken face in my life, and now he won't stop asking if Santa kills people. FML

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By stupidsantaclaus - 08/10/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML

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By Cherie - 07/12/2010 18:25 - United States

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

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It is

By Anonymous - 07/12/2013 07:17 - United States - San Pablo

Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML

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He's not??

By Anonymous - 22/12/2023 08:00

Today, my daughter ran up to an old man with a white beard and a red sweater because she thought he might be Santa. He was a homeless dude, drunk at 9 in the morning. He told her to either give him money or f**k off, then screamed at her that "Santa’s not real, grow up r*tard." She’s still crying FML

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By MerryChristmas - 15/07/2018 14:30 - United States - Moore

Today, I went to a Christmas-themed amusement park with my 21-year-old autistic sister who adores Christmas. She took her picture with Santa and started crying happy tears. Then Santa asked her loudly, "Aren't you beyond old enough to know I'm not real?" Vacation ruined. FML

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By still had to pay - 23/12/2012 21:36 - Australia

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML

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Innocence

By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 11:01

Today, my mom mentioned that she doesn’t think she’s gonna let my baby sister believe in Santa. When I mentioned that I believed in Santa growing up, she casually replied with, "Yeah, well you were slow." FML

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SarcasticUnicorn 9

Sunday 2 September 2012 16:23

You monster!

DocBastard 38

Sunday 2 September 2012 16:31

Oh great. First she gets the shit scared out of her, and then you ruin her childhood. Why don't you just tell her there's no Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy and get it over with.

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TheFirstSamurai 18

Sunday 2 September 2012 21:47

Thank God for this thread, I thought I was one of only a few "weird" people who grew up not believing in Santa. I remember telling a whole classful of people that I've never believed Santa was real and they were like: "Wow, you must've had a terrible childhood", I couldn't help thinking "No I didn't".

bestnameright 14

Sunday 2 September 2012 22:06

You mean to say Santa isn't real?!??

MickMackFox 4

Sunday 2 September 2012 22:44

Wow I remember when my parents explained to me when I was a kid that Santa wasn't real.. I wouldn't stop crying.. Poor thing :( don't worry she will stop... Good luck!

dyonasta 9

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:28

Your the destroyer of all that is good.

charvisioku 22

Monday 3 September 2012 0:29

You're*

worlds123dumbest 4

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:31

64- Have you not read the previous comments? Slendy isn't a German myth. Being that I'm half German I think I would know, don't you? The German myth has a different name, and a slightly different story. Besides, Slenderman was for a CONTEST. He fabricated from the human imagination.

awkward_gothlady 32

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:44

Guess she won't get to witness an epic battle between Slenderman and Santa Claus any time soon.

IcedJesus 5

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:53

He is not real? :'(

I_lost_the_game 25

Monday 3 September 2012 1:50

137- It's possible that it WAS a German myth, and someone used the character in a different way for the contest.

tinyj96 3

Monday 3 September 2012 2:20

#8 in short, Michael Jackson.

darkgodxvx 4

Monday 3 September 2012 5:41

You're a horrible older sister... not for telling her Santee Clause isn't real, but for lying to her about the danger of Slendy. He's out there; and he's watching.