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By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 18:48 - United States - North Andover

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

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By Quincy_Ethan - 29/08/2014 21:22 - United States - Killeen

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 00:06 - United States - Marysville

Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2015 12:43 - United Kingdom - Bexley

Today, my bitch of a sister broke my new phone, which took me months of work to earn. Her excuse? If I didn't want her to break it, I shouldn't have let her use it. FML

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By scaredofcutouts - 10/10/2012 21:44 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML

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By Laptop - 25/05/2010 04:44 - France

Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML

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By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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By unknown - 26/02/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML

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By sad face - 07/03/2012 19:25 - Canada

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year-old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

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omgbrainZ_fml 24

Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:04

Blame the media. She probably watched the bend test and wanted to do it herself.

LegendaryMant 4

Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:04

Or a sign that Apple should start giving a shit about their customers.

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NightHawk387 22

Wednesday 1 October 2014 2:33

If she bent my new phone, there would be no tomorrow for her.

Thorzix 23

Wednesday 1 October 2014 2:37

deserved it for buying an iPhone

rayman173 2

Wednesday 1 October 2014 3:05

**** Apple....get a nokia those ***** are stronger than concrete.

annarcheer 19

Wednesday 1 October 2014 3:13

should have gotten a galaxy! broke my iPhone doing a back handspring and I had a case on it. ive had 2 year olds throw my galaxy on the ground all the time and nothing happens.

fancy_98 19

Wednesday 1 October 2014 4:41

Or maybe you shouldn't have done a back handspring with the phone.

dangousity 21

Wednesday 1 October 2014 19:16

Step 1: throw Iphone off bridge Step 2: throw samsung off bridge Step 3: complain that iphone hit first and broke first, therefore IPhones suck. Step 4. ???? Step 5. Profit

paramor3 23

Wednesday 1 October 2014 3:22

She was conducting a durability test to see if the rumors were true about the iPhone 6 plus bending in people's pockets......sucks she decided to use yours though!

Joshery 14

Wednesday 1 October 2014 3:25

Just try not to kill your sister

Ervinator35 25

Wednesday 1 October 2014 4:25

iShit

loopyg17 5

Wednesday 1 October 2014 4:33

Smart child.

thisguy22 33

Wednesday 1 October 2014 4:46

According to a news article I heard this morning "good news for iPhone users! The new iPhone 6 takes significant force to bend, so put to rest the worries about the new larger phones being easily damaged." Or something like that, (as that is in no way verbatim). So you're good right? Right?

hondajason72280 10

Wednesday 1 October 2014 4:48

I have a note 2 and a iPhone and there's things I like about both

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