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By John - 21/10/2014 00:29 - Canada - Ottawa

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Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 459
You deserved it 14 485

Same thing different taste

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Oh god, hope she looked away when you finished. FYL

More like FML for your sister. You did the right thing going private.

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That will teach her to hide and spy on you haha

Were you relieved...that it was just a prank. Maybe we looking at this wrong, was she about to come out of the closet. I don't know who to feel sorry for here.

I don't think you understand the phrase "coming out of the closet"...

I think #12 does but was trying to play on the meaning.

daydreamer244 13

Wow that's pretty bad. Someone needs to have a talk with her about privacy.

I think this FML is shared between you and your (assuming) little sister.. Your's because of the fact she saw you do it, and her's as she had to witness something like that at her age (if I assumed correctly on her age). Anyways, I hope it doesn't damage your relationship with her for now/in the future, as that'd be a shame..

If she saw the whole thing, I feel like this is worse than walking in on parents in the act.

What a little Jerk. In all seriousness though You should probably speak to a trained professional about this so they can help with any issues she may have as a result