Kids: Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents...

By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 18:47 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML

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By NextAmericanIdol? - 08/08/2013 04:09 - United States - Bowie

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By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2014 21:57 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

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By ktiskool - 01/08/2013 04:03 - United States - Imperial

Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML

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Friday 7 June 2013 5:32

You should have started chanting back: "you're going to counseling, you're going to counseling".

PenguinBitch 43

Friday 7 June 2013 5:30

Did the television turn static and did she say "they're hereeeeeee"?

Comments

Calingaladha 21

Friday 7 June 2013 15:45

Is your mother's name Rosemary, by chance?

_wraith 15

Friday 7 June 2013 16:12

Why in the hell didn't the kid just bunk with your parents? That's... really ridiculous. "Oh, you can't sleep on your own? Become the elbows and knees your sister's been waiting for!" Sorry, but that's lazy-ass parenting. If you don't want your kid sleeping in your bed when they're scared, send them right back to their own, NOT to their sister's. That's really inconsiderate of them. On the side note, OP, you can now completely refuse to endure it again on the grounds of blank-is-*******-insane. :)

Kataclysm97 32

Friday 7 June 2013 16:21

Tell her to shut up before you sic the Boogeyman on her >:)

XxEmiMeowxX 12

Friday 7 June 2013 16:38

Movies made all little girls creepy. Too much tv! :P

daydreamer244 13

Friday 7 June 2013 16:51

Wtf demon sister.....

666Venom 4

Friday 7 June 2013 17:11

It's like how i sing the Freddy Kruger jingle to my 17 year old cousin and it scares the hell out of her.

vanity113 9

Saturday 8 June 2013 1:01

Don't do that! That jingle terrified me for years! I couldn't go down the stairs at night without it playing in my head. Nightmare!

bildorf 2

Friday 7 June 2013 18:02

That's pretty scary, but I doubt it means anything. My boyfriend told me one morning that I was slowly and sinisterly counting in my sleep, and it frightened him.