By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Spicy
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Probably because dirty talk to anyone outside of the party just sounds corny, cheesy or hilarious. Anybody not in that mood would find it funny, if not weirded out.

Never do this at a parents house. Especially with parents home. I hope you learned your lesson OP.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

At least you no longer have to the sex talk.

It's called headphones with a mike . And be soft . It's sexier when you whisper anyway

That's why you type but still take your clothes off.

doglover100 28

I don't do anything I don't want my parents seeing when they are home.

alexstylespayne 6

My dad would of sat me down and have a lecture on sex not laugh about

I can see how it would be funny to a brother or cousin or something, but not dad. I'm not naive I know my daughter will grow up and like sex and boys (or girls) but I couldn't listen to her talk like that. I'd run back to bed and have my wife spoon and comfort me.

needsagf14 12
Marrach 7

50- I'm not stupid, so why are you commenting towards me again? And I believe they're called "hackers". It's not a flaw, it's knowing what you're doing and people being creepy f**ks.

wow haha I've gotten caught once with my long-distance boyfriend also... :$ except for I got in deep shit...