By mirandale - 02/07/2015 05:53 - United States - Durham

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to see me and told me that he had a surprise for me. I was excited at the idea of a romantic gesture, but forgot about it until he arrived and things began heating up. As I was removing his pants, I said, "Ooh, you shaved!" to which he replied, "Surprise!" FML
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mirandale tells us more.

mirandale 7

Hi, everyone! OP here. I made an account so I could post a follow up. (: Three hundred characters is pretty short to explain the whole thing, but basically since we hadn't seen each other for several weeks, my boyfriend and I both decided to think of something romantic we could do this weekend to surprise the other with. I actually thought his first surprise was hilarious - but he wasn't serious! I get my "real" surprise tomorrow and I'm looking forward to it! Thanks for all the comments, guys!

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alex_622 22

What's wrong with that surprise OP? It could've been a bad surprise....

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cheyy_xox 10

My bf thinks that's a "surprise" to. I feel for you OP.

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HUGBUG 23

At least he was honest I mean there was a surprise

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Clapdaddy 16

Hey even though it wasn't what you expected, that kind of surprise definitely shouldn't be judged harshly.

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worldclassrager 39

It's something...the question is will he keep doing so?

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Countryboy1996 18

I feel so honoured to have moderated this. Although, I voted "no" because it's not funny. Different strokes, I guess.

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CoffeeRiot 4

The same exact thing happened to me a few months ago

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laden_swallow09 34

"Today, when my boyfriend said he was going to surprise me, I expected a candlelit dinner, a big teddy bear, and a hundred roses. I didn't expect him to actually practice good hygiene with his pubic hair. FML."

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bonermonkey 31

When will people give up on this dumb idea that not shaving is somehow unclean?

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rareawesomeness 22

I don't get why this is an FML. My long distance boyfriend visiting me is all I could ask for. Who cares about gifts? I think it's thoughtful and cute that he did that. :)

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