By mirandale - 02/07/2015 05:53 - United States - Durham

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to see me and told me that he had a surprise for me. I was excited at the idea of a romantic gesture, but forgot about it until he arrived and things began heating up. As I was removing his pants, I said, "Ooh, you shaved!" to which he replied, "Surprise!" FML
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mirandale 7

Hi, everyone! OP here. I made an account so I could post a follow up. (: Three hundred characters is pretty short to explain the whole thing, but basically since we hadn't seen each other for several weeks, my boyfriend and I both decided to think of something romantic we could do this weekend to surprise the other with. I actually thought his first surprise was hilarious - but he wasn't serious! I get my "real" surprise tomorrow and I'm looking forward to it! Thanks for all the comments, guys!

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Top comments

alex_622 22

What's wrong with that surprise OP? It could've been a bad surprise....

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Comments

amanda182 19

At least he's trying to make you happy. You obviously seem to like it when he shaves since you said "ooh you shaved!".

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ColdRoxas 18

is it wrong OP's name fits so well with this lol

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mirandale 7

I'm glad so many people found the nickname amusing xD "You could have put a bow on it" was actually the first thing I said to him after he said surprise.

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Dick_diamond 22

Hey, no more picking hairs out from between your teeth. Win win.. Sounds like a nice surprise to me

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laden_swallow09 34

Whaaaaat?! You can save money by not having to buy more floss!

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Epikosity 15

I agree, he should have at least put a bow on it...?

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THE4WESOM4N 6

Sounds like you were surprised so he was technically right

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MayaMacias 13

I would love that surprise! My boyfriend never shaves

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samanthahaha 9

Hahahaha I am cracking up. This is my boyfriend and I to a T. Except we see each other everyday...

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HaleyMae321 5

Well at least it wasn't the other way around! I think it would've been worse if he found out that you DIDN'T shave!

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