By Wallz99 - 19/04/2013 06:00 - Pakistan - Plot

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Today, my long-distance girlfriend drunk dialed me and told me she was horny. Surprised, I exclaimed, "You're horny?" without realizing my boss was right next to me. FML
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perdix 29

Drunk, horny and far away? Your boss knowing that is the least of your problems. A man on her end of the phone should be of more immediate concern to you! This is not going to end well.

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gracehi 31

"... That sounds bad. Horns spontaneously sprouting down your back CANNOT be good. You should see a doctor." Perfect save. :D

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TheChillyBoy88 6

How do some of these FMLs get posted? Jesus...

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mellingeramber 13

Why would you be surprised that she was horny, especially if you're in a long distance relationship? That should be a good thing.....otherwise she might be cheating on you.

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mellingeramber 13

Not necessarily. I was in a long distance relationship for two years and neither of us cheated. We just drifted apart.

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implastikz 7

to few, it work out but to many, rarely does

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Inciter 33

I was in a long distance relationship for nine months and I never cheated. Not all horny women are cheaters, you know.

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99megster 15

Just because you're horny doesn't mean you need to have sex. There is this thing called "self control" you know.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

I do believe that they meant that its a good thing that she is horny as opposed to her not being horny. Meaning he doesn't turn her on at all and that she doesn't find him sexually appealing. Not that she will cheat because she is horny simply because of a long distance separating them.

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Enslaved 36

Could have acted like she was just informing you of her TCU acceptance letter. :P

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perdix 29

#22, Jesus, that's obscure!! I lived most of my life in Texas and it took me a while to connect that Texas Christian University's mascot is the Horned Frog! Now that I figured it out, good one!

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Enslaved 36

Haha you understood my comment, I see! (: My sister graduated from TCU. She's extremely religious and hated being referred to as a "Horny Toad". :P

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perdix 29

#42, I can't blame her, they're horny FROGS! Gotta get the species right!

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RainbowDashie140 12

I would hang up and tell my boss it was a wrong number.

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chowE_fml 4

Y u no sext her ?

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

I like how all these people immediately say something along the lines of cheating. Anyway, the fact that she drunk dialed you should let you know you don't have much to fear, since even when her brain isn't functioning correctly; she wants you. On the other hand, that makes for an awkward explanation for your boss. LoL

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firefighter925 18

Should of yelled time for some office sex!!! show your boss who da boss isss lol

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