Great parenting

She claims she learned these carols from her Daddy singing it. I will most certainly have a talk with Daddy!

That's the funniest shit I've ever heard

Well, although the language is a bit racy, I do plan on buying your Christmas album the minute it's out.

I laughed at this, but only because it's not my kid. When it's your own child that does/says stuff like this then it's not so funny or cute.

Yikes...I did laugh but I sure wouldn't had it been my kid. ..big time grounding and lecturing;).

YDI. I grew up and never in a million years would have said something like that at that age... That's all on you ma'am

This one's a defect. Time to take out the shotgun...

I personally find the titles of those songs funny and I'm sort of curious about their lyrics. I guess it's not that cool when it's your kid the one who says those words. Especially when she's only 5... But I don't think this is the place (nor there's the need) to give lectures about "good parenting". As I see it, it would be more of a problem if she actually knew how to use those words properly... That'd be worrying, in my opinion! She'd end learning those words sooner or later, anyways.

I ******* hate Christmas music, but if someone did record "Rudolph the Rednosed Asshole" and the like, I would probably listen to to them omg.