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By SaintGoobers - 06/10/2014 20:24 - United States - Cambridge

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML
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SaintGoobers 19

Hey Buddy, this is the first time Ady has ever cussed, or at least with me viewing it. She claims that her Father was singing the songs so she thought she would sing with him. I will be talking to her dad! Lol.

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Greenteamextreme 16

They sound better then the originals if you ask me!

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pizzzah 9

She's five, dude, you as a parent should do your job

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Whydoucare24 8

Ok so you and spouse should watch what your saying or what she's watching on tv

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50ShadesofBooty 7

'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Asshole, had a very shiny bum. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it crowns'

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anonymous100000 17

you're parenting wrong. get your shit together. YDI.

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Astrobomb 21

sounds like someone needs to be smacked in the mouth. I have a sailors mouth yet neither one of my kids curse. my daughter thinks it's rude. why? because I do my job as a parent. smh.

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udaykataria 18

You should watch how you talk around your kids because clearly you're swearing way too much. YDI.

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