By SaintGoobers - 06/10/2014 20:24 - United States - Cambridge

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 405
You deserved it 10 371

SaintGoobers tells us more.

SaintGoobers 19

Hey Buddy, this is the first time Ady has ever cussed, or at least with me viewing it. She claims that her Father was singing the songs so she thought she would sing with him. I will be talking to her dad! Lol.

November 11: Memories and smiles
Historical anecdotes with a light touch to commemorate with a respectful smile. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Greenteamextreme 16

They sound better then the originals if you ask me!

359 16
pizzzah 9

She's five, dude, you as a parent should do your job

332 46

Comments

Vanessa_Leeann26 17

Lol! You have to give her credit for her creativity! Lol

4 2
GentlemanBastard 15

And the timeless classic: "Frosty the **** Gobbling Snowman"

32 7
cjwayy 22

It's impressive that she knows how to use those words in a way that makes sense.

6 1
alex_gen 38

When I was 5, I wasn't allowed to say curse words. How times have changed.

0 6
RedPillSucks 31

have her sing Silent Night. When she gets to "Holy Infant so tender and mild" tell her that it will be her ass on a stick if she keeps cursing... don't get me started about chestnuts roasting on an open fire

0 4
NotARealThing 4

I just hope OP corrected this behavior and that's why its posted here. This is going to sound harsh but, how are you morons applauding this language from a 5 year old? Do I really need to explain the behavioral problems (and parenting fail) here?

2 2