By SaintGoobers - 06/10/2014 20:24 - United States - Cambridge

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML
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SaintGoobers 19

Hey Buddy, this is the first time Ady has ever cussed, or at least with me viewing it. She claims that her Father was singing the songs so she thought she would sing with him. I will be talking to her dad! Lol.

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Greenteamextreme 16

They sound better then the originals if you ask me!

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pizzzah 9

She's five, dude, you as a parent should do your job

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Sakuraashita 15

Sounds like somebody didn't get what she wanted from Santa last year... Of course the way she's going she might be on the naughty list this year...

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rainbowdonnareed 18

yeah your at fault here! did you wash out her mouth and send her to her room after ya spanked her behind? also tell her Santa heard her and is skipping her this year

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limabeans101029 20

You really think OP should hit his five year old daughter and threaten to cancel christmas because of this? She's five! Obviously she's picked this language up from somewhere (NOT necessarily her parents) and is repeating it. She probably thinks it's funny because they're "bad" words, but it's likely she doesn't really understand. OP needs to talk to her, found out where she learned this language from, and explain why she shouldn't use it. Probably a better idea than just spanking her.

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CaptainBlack 18

That sucks as a parent but this story is oddly adorable.

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Um_Awkward_ 12

I wonder where she learned such amazing words!

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theried 3

That is hilarious, give that girl a cookie

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tbon3r 15

oh how nice. but she must have got that language from somewhere she didn't come up with it on her own

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