Love: Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

By screwed - 18/06/2011 08:51 - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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By badadvise - 23/03/2012 04:05 - Mexico - Guadalajara

Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML

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Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

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Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

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Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML

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Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

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By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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zyzy92 8

Saturday 18 June 2011 16:14

Note to self: Don't ever take his advice.....

marinus_fml 19

Saturday 18 June 2011 16:14

At least he/she wasn't having an affair with your husband/wife

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blake50023 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 6:37

haha lamo that's ironic

ella868 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 15:51

aww. divorce sucks frog balls.

fire_pixi_180 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 16:13

and their divorce effects you personally how

vivienmoore 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:29

this fml would've been funnier, if it was in the counsellors point of view. :)

HerpaderpMeg 12

Wednesday 22 June 2011 8:26

World, behold the irony. Counselor, please quit your job.

JetRyan 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:45

o the irony

o76923 8

Wednesday 22 June 2011 22:44

Sometimes divorce is the best thing that can happen to a marriage. Being willing to admit/accept that is a sign of healthy coping with relationships.

Xjelly95 0

Friday 24 June 2011 19:37

So what, is was probably the counselors significant other that was the bad one in the relationship. It doesn't necessarily mean hes bad with relationships.

Heph 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 8:52

The cobbler's children have no shoes!!!

tatyiscool 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:30

ha that's funny

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