Love: Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

By screwed - 18/06/2011 08:51 - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 626

You deserved it 4 964

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By badadvise - 23/03/2012 04:05 - Mexico - Guadalajara

Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 303

You deserved it 2 587

By natattack - 11/09/2013 21:35 - United States - Temple

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 605

You deserved it 7 992

By logansowow - 25/08/2016 00:37

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 885

You deserved it 914

By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 15:28 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, my husband and I finally agreed on something: marriage counseling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 027

You deserved it 6 251

By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 015

You deserved it 3 107

By Toloveornottolove - 12/06/2016 16:08 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 190

You deserved it 1 124

By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 672

You deserved it 2 340

By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 930

You deserved it 2 511

By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 455

You deserved it 3 499

By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 770

You deserved it 4 569

zyzy92 8

Saturday 18 June 2011 16:14

Note to self: Don't ever take his advice.....

marinus_fml 19

Saturday 18 June 2011 16:14

At least he/she wasn't having an affair with your husband/wife

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tbone666 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:50

sucks to be her

Driftz 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:01

Irony, just like a police officer getting arrested.

papidrew16 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:28

bahahahahah lol

SighOfTheWorld 7

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:30

Just because a marriage counselor is getting divorced does NOT mean he/she gives bad advice. Remember that it takes two to maintain a relationship.

Virginia6810 16

Sunday 19 June 2011 1:11

Priests sin. Some doctors smoke. Teachers forget material. Sorry OP this is probably a huge shock to you. Go sleep on it.

justbigbs 6

Sunday 19 June 2011 1:23

Lead by example, NICE TWO THUMBS UP!

xOashleymarie 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 1:24

well then...

darkslayr114 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:26

Oh! The irony!

jwu87 4

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:56

man that stinks

Mattw2791 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 5:05

Irony

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You deserved it 205

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You deserved it 53 132

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You deserved it 30 141

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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You deserved it 8 211

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You deserved it 122

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You deserved it 132

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