Transportation: Today, my minivan broke down on the side of the highway. I'm...

By Forded - 01/09/2010 23:11 - United States

Today, my minivan broke down on the side of the highway. I'm out of work and can't afford a cell phone, so I resorted to standing at the back of my van holding a "HELP" sign. About an hour went by, in which time I was passed by a cop car, a firetruck, and a car that said "Roadside Assistance." FML

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By blonde - 29/09/2010 07:08 - Australia

Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML

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By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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By MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS - 26/12/2013 20:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML

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Book him, Danno

By Joey - 11/07/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML

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By supercalifragilisticexpialidocious - 11/08/2016 08:33 - Australia - Maida Vale

Today, my car broke down on my way home from university. I tried calling for help, only to realise my phone had completely run out of charge. Luckily, I had passed a police station so I decided to walk the 10 minutes down the road to ask for a phone. When I got there, the station was closed. FML

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By stranded - 27/09/2010 05:56 - United States

Today, my friend's van ran out of gas on an expressway off-ramp. After pushing it to the shoulder, we walked to a gas station and got a can of gas. We got back to the van to find that the battery had died from leaving on the lights and hazards to avoid an accident. FML

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The AAA gone rural

By Anonymous - 02/02/2023 04:00

Today, my truck broke down in the middle of nowhere, and the only help available was a farmer with a mule. FML

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Tesla was robbed

By Fuck you, Tesla. - 21/09/2021 14:00

Today, my car ran out of battery. I'm writing this from the middle of the road. FML

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Bootlickers

By Starving Student - 17/05/2012 03:42 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I got a ticket for panhandling to get gas money so that I could both drive out to a job interview AND still have enough gas to pick up my dad. Apparently, these particular cops had nothing better to do than harass me for standing quietly next to a freeway entrance with a silly sign. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Thursday 2 September 2010 9:06

Goes to show just how kind people can be these days.

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 2 September 2010 9:21

If you want a cop to stop you should write "Free Donuts".

Comments

HannahIsMe 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 19:41

this is so not true... its illegal if a cop or firefighter don't respond to someone asking for help... ur sick... get a life

XxGingerBbyxX 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 6:26

Awww that's kinda sad =(

ncma3 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 13:38

IF the cop or firefighter were on their way to a bigger emergency they may not have been able to stop for a dead car. HOWEVER, I bet if you had striped necked and stood on the side of the road they would have stopped AND given you a ride. LOL

noonereally 6

Monday 6 September 2010 7:36

Well Roadside assistance guys are for those who are members of AAA (CAA in Canada)

BURNafterROLLIN 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 13:14

I'm sorry that really sux. I've been there before.

Zhu8 5

Monday 4 October 2010 5:00

Then why do you have a computer and Internet?

LOVEPINK143 1

Monday 20 February 2012 15:59

Some places have free Internet access && computers.

lanamarie2011 0

Friday 24 June 2011 6:42

it's not your fault! I hate seeing cops that are just siting on the side of the highway waiting for someone to speed past them!!! It pisses me off!! They should be driving around and helping people and keeping our cities and streets safe!!