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By surfdown - 16/12/2008 05:20 - France

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

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popcorn_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:55

im with most of the people here. that you deserve NO SYMPATHY.

flyintonite 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 14:58

My cousin's husband cheated on her and she left him. Cheaters don't get 2nd chances dude, don't expect us to feel bad for you.

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MRS_DEPP_FML 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:57

uh, try maybe not cheating? guys are so stupid..

ifailplzinsultme 0

Monday 25 October 2010 23:46

statisticly, woman cheat almost as much as men

rosebud_fml 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 4:14

u dick.

Mancubus 2

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:16

Why is it you people cheat on your spouses or significant others, then expect sympathy when you get caught? You deserve whatever happens to you.

Mancubus 2

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:19

#49, If you tried taking your head out of your ass once in a while you might realize that not all guys are cheating assholes. Blanket statements like that just showcase your ignorance.

love21_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 8:51

She better take you for everthing you have. Stupid peice of shit.

pulpfiction_fml 3

Monday 24 August 2009 23:49

Maybe your mistress is cheating on you with your wife. THREE-SOME! (And if they don't want you there, you totally deserve it you *****/*****/****/filthy pig)

musicninja 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 4:37

Do you honestly expect any sympathy for cheating on your wife and getting caught? You completely deserved that. I hope your wife hits you in the face with a pillowcase full of bars of soap. Next time have the decency to end your previously existing relationship before getting involved with a different person. You ass.

Atara223 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 0:38

She is exceedingly stupid. And you are so far beyond exceedingly stupid that you should be considered a threat to the public.

Ezekeyle 0

Monday 23 November 2009 23:30

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!

bill4ever 0

Friday 25 December 2009 0:23

Karma. You deserve it cheating bastard

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