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By surfdown - 16/12/2008 05:20 - France

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

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popcorn_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 22:55

im with most of the people here. that you deserve NO SYMPATHY.

flyintonite 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 14:58

My cousin's husband cheated on her and she left him. Cheaters don't get 2nd chances dude, don't expect us to feel bad for you.

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GriZzliie 3

Sunday 3 April 2011 2:15

maybe but thats more of an FML than OP's!!

Dizz3499 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 18:46

YDI. You have absolutely nothing to complain about and no one feels symapthy for you. Might as well go live in a cave, alone for the rest of your life....

akichan15 5

Friday 29 April 2011 1:10

ydi

makeup14 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 5:54

you completely brought it upon yourself OP. no one else to blame but you

Babygirl2338 0

Monday 16 May 2011 2:10

aww that sux

Kotomiko 1

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:22

You deserve it , you cheating asshole .

moo117 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 8:11

WTF y do you have a misteress in the first place dick

benniful 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 23:10

Really. well you deserve it for being a giant prick!

redshortsx 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 1:47

**** you op

SamanthaRose143 6

Saturday 9 July 2011 6:24

Ell oh ell. You got what was coming for you. The only one I'd feel bad for is your wife. If your gf called your wife, then your gf would have known which is just as bad. But yeah you're an ass.

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