By seriously - 24/05/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
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Vidrill 22

I think it's a little much for people to be calling other animals "manipulators". We're clearly much more manipulative species than they will ever be.

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freshko21 6

Dude, get an owl. We just watch you. And watch you. and watch you.

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kaitlynnn95 10

Cats are like that. They use their cuteness to give them what they want.

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Summoner_T3L 15

"Day 380: the elder of my prey has called me out on my plans to hunt her and her offspring. When i strike i must be swift and silent to avoid retaliation. For now i will sit atop the door and continue to plot their downfall." -Cat

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JayElleBee 15

Cats actually are highly manipulative. They don't naturally vocalise with each other (save for threatening yowls). They've learnt to meow at humans because the sound is similar to a baby's cry, and so we instinctively give them attention, food, whatever. Crafty little *****.

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RedPillSucks 31

Noor, is that you?

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edvin_fml 10

i accuse you of poor sentence structure ('accused my cat [...] that we should get rid of him')

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mccrightp 29

Sounds like your mom has manipulating people into thinking she's a rational, intelligent person for years!

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oxygenius 14

The irony when she's trying to manipulate you to abandon your cat but calling it a manipulator. Mani-ception?

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jefflukey123 4

You better keep that cat, screw what your mom says

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Perception 6

Wilfred syndrome.

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