Animals: Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said... - FML

By seriously - 24/05/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By CatLover - 06/11/2014 18:30 - United States - Bartow

Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML

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By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

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By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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By juliette - 07/02/2015 05:13 - United States - Astoria

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 21:36 - Sweden - Falun

Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML

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By WTF?! - 04/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was the designated emotional support person for my friend's mom as she went to have her sick cat put down. The cat was aggressive towards the male vet. She said, "She doesn't like men" to which the vet replied, "Well, soon that won't be a problem." The willpower it took both of us to not yell at him, or worse… FML

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By My_Cow_kiM - 28/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML

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HouseElf 13

Friday 24 May 2013 11:58

Get rid of your mom.

Vidrill 22

Friday 24 May 2013 12:00

I think it's a little much for people to be calling other animals "manipulators". We're clearly much more manipulative species than they will ever be.

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LyraAlluse 25

Friday 24 May 2013 23:43

This is actually kind of funny in a twisted, dark humor kind of way. I could see this being a chapter in a graphic novel.

zazzi01 10

Saturday 25 May 2013 6:55

cats are very manipulative creatures lol

an3ph 20

Saturday 25 May 2013 7:20

Well, um, yeah! It's a cat!

Athanasy 6

Saturday 25 May 2013 21:52

Lmao

18Divine 4

Sunday 26 May 2013 17:26

Cats are manipulative, look what happened to Ancient Egypt.

ChuckNorris2 4

Monday 17 June 2013 19:09

...but...it's a CAT, cats are naturally manipulative...

UpUpUpUrs 6

Wednesday 17 July 2013 13:41

well, they didn't believe Snowden at first either...

thatpurpleone 12

Friday 2 August 2013 12:02

My dad once said the same about my perfectly charming dog. In the end, I just moved out with him (the dog), and I've never looked back.

clairesucks 37

Monday 13 July 2015 10:11

She's probably right, cats are evil bastards

NutellaCongress 10

Monday 13 July 2015 19:49

Your cat is too much of a pussy to be manipulative

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