By seriously - 24/05/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
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Vidrill 22

I think it's a little much for people to be calling other animals "manipulators". We're clearly much more manipulative species than they will ever be.

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Ameel_fml 19

It's a cat. Of course it's a manipulator.

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Joe9024 20

Well technically the cat's a catnipulator

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Ozzien 26

Be careful or he'll Frisky your valuables away.

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Jemm_fml 29

They'll never litter get away with it.

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perdix 29

#13, no, technically a cat would be a "pawnipulator." The "man-" in "manipulator" is from the Latin word for hand.

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Jemm_fml 29

She's right, it is. She should get rid of it. That is, if it doesn't get rid of her first. DUN DUN DUN DUN

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avapaige1234 19

Aww poor kitty. I feel for you, OP.

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Steffi 26

Cats are (can be) very manipulative. Stop assuming they're innocent because they're animals.

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silvanawernli 5

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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suri23 11

What's it say that your Mom is able to be manipulated by a cat?

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rattusrattus 18

That mumsy is extremely vulnerable to the cuteness proximity effect? "Aww, whosacutekitty? Isityou? Yesitis! You'reakitty! Let me get you some noms!" *ten minutes later* "God-damn it! The cat's got me to give it three servings of fishy treats in the last hour! Blasted feline manipulator!"

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Crazafon 19

She is right. You can't trust them!

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