Miscellaneous: Today, my mom and dad went to court to negotiate child support...

By vanillapudding6 - 14/10/2015 01:21 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my mom and dad went to court to negotiate child support for me and my brothers. During the meeting, my dad was asked, "Sir, are you saying that the only reason you want your sons to live with you full time is so you don't have to pay child support?" To which he responded, "Yes." FML

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By Tree - 30/07/2010 11:34 - France

Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML

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By ThisGuy775 - 19/09/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, my dad asked to borrow some money off me, so I said okay. Later on, he told me he'll be using it to help divorce my mom. I pretty much just helped pay for my parents' divorce. FML

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By E…… - 02/03/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 04:00

Today, after a fight with my parents, I told them I was running away. They said, "Good. Now we have less to pay in child support." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 00:37 - United States

Today, my dad finally told me why he never paid child support to my mom when he was supposed to for the last ten years. His reason? Because I'm a girl and I wasn't that important. FML

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By Widowmaker - 09/08/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I told my father I registered for the Marines, and that I'm leaving for bootcamp next week. He asked if this means that he doesn't have to pay child support anymore. FML

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Thanks, kids

By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I told my son and daughter that their father and I were getting a divorce. They each responded with something like, "Yay! I want to live with Daddy! He buys better presents!" Their father has literally never bought anything for them, one of the many reasons I'm divorcing him. FML

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By Bad Mum? - 31/03/2019 23:00 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my eldest son told me he wishes he lived with his dad. This after I, two years ago, managed to get myself and my children out of the abusive situation we were in. Why? He didn't want to tidy his toys. FML

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By Firewielder - 11/02/2015 02:26 - United States - Midland

Today, I found out the only reason my parents want me to live with them is because of the tax refund. FML

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By RDS - 08/07/2019 18:00

Today, I talked to my husband about leaving his parents' house. He said, and I quote, ''No. I don't want the responsibility of paying bills.'' FML

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mimiminx 23

Wednesday 14 October 2015 10:19

That's awful and so stupid! He obviously doesn't realise that it's way more expensive to be the resident parent anyway, so the jokes on him!

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 14 October 2015 10:19

ugh, unfortunately all it takes to be a father is fertilizing an egg...it's a shame some people can't be banned from procreating :(

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wordygirl 11

Thursday 15 October 2015 15:23

*signed away all his legal rights. I should have said.

KrDizzy 16

Thursday 15 October 2015 15:28

At least your dad didn't tell you to "Hurry up and turn 18, so I don't have to pay this shit anymore." when he never paid my mom child support in the first place and worked under the table, so his wages wouldn't get garnished. Gotta love them deadbeats!

KrDizzy 16

Thursday 15 October 2015 15:54

The court only wanted $75 a month from him too, but apparently, that's just too much. Oh and on top of that, he would never see me or even call to wish me a happy birthday. I'm pretty sure he even forgot how old I was once and even asked what day my birthday was again. I consider you blessed lol.

Smilesalot421 10

Thursday 15 October 2015 17:32

idk how someone could not want there kids. this world is headed to hell

Sagiri 2

Thursday 15 October 2015 20:58

To be fair, he only said that (aside from the child support), he'd be okay with you not living with him. Not that he'd be okay with never seeing you again.

Internetflakes 13

Thursday 15 October 2015 23:10

Tell him that you don't want to pay for his funeral... some dad you've got OP ;(

Eternal_Insanity 12

Friday 16 October 2015 4:56

I'm right there with you... I know it hurts but you're better off without him.

conflictedebola 20

Friday 16 October 2015 10:58

Wouldn't it costs more to raise a child full-time?

BetaOp9 8

Friday 16 October 2015 13:30

My mom was too busy getting drunk and high to be bothered to appear in court when I was 3. I think somehow that's better than your situation, OP. Sorry your dad sucks so much.