By iwantaraise - 14/10/2015 01:55 - Australia

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Today, while on the job as a cop, I was breaking up a loud house party. We were just doing one final check of the house, we walked into the bathroom to find a kid furiously wanking in the bath. This isn't the first time I've seen something like this. FML
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hardcorepunk87 18

"Put your hands where we can see them!! Wait! No! Put them back! Put them back!"

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DippinGrizzly907 27

For as long as this FML has been posted and not one person commenting goes to show how this is a true FML. So bad in fact, that people don't even know what to say. And the FML community is one rowdy bunch! May the Almighty One bless your eyes and soul with a bleach bath...

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EvilTurtle 35

#1 sounds like a crazy old lady ranting on about religion

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derpina72 23

.....Dude, what?.....

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mds9986 24

I think he was saying that the FML was posted for a while and nobody commented instantly like they normally do. Thus, all the FML community was too speechless to say anything so it's a "true" FML.

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Bryce8 11

Not the worst thing he could be doing in there but still pretty bad.

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Wizardo 33

"I'm gonna shoot officer, I'm this close to shooting"

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hardcorepunk87 18

"Put your hands where we can see them!! Wait! No! Put them back! Put them back!"

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vikky538 28

I laughed more than i should be on this comment

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amileah13 26

Yuck. Mental image burned in my brain sorry that happened to you op. At least you can share crazy stories of people doing crazy things with other officers and they'll probably relate and tell you something that happened that was even worse than what you've experienced!

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khorstmye 15

Now in this situation do you let him finish? Or do you tell him to stop?

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AnOriginalName 19

The kid turns around, looks OP in the eyes, and finishes like a man.

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tylercoffman420 19

One can only wonder what else op runs into on the job

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thefmlman2011 36

You might have to do some crappy stuff as a cop, but i have my upmost respect what you go through any other time.

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