Miscellaneous: Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did...

By wtfseriously - 09/05/2011 17:22 - United States

Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By smarterthanmymum - 26/05/2011 09:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML

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By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2020 23:01 - Australia

Today, my stupid drunk dad was yelling for food and since my mum needed to finish her taxes before midnight, I told him to STFU and passed him prawn fried rice, which he told me to shove up my ass. I threw it in the bin, since he's the only meat eater in the family. When she'd finished, she yelled at me instead of him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

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By pasquale - 20/09/2014 06:54 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

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By sunitgir - 21/10/2019 06:00

Today, my mother decided to cook dinner for us and used rice that she had in her cupboard. While helping out, I stirred the dish and noticed black flecks. Turns out they were rice weevils. She tried to convince me it was "burnt garlic" and served it to the rest of the family. FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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By SoupCanoe - 29/08/2011 08:33 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because, "It's chicken, not salmon." FML

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GrooveSponge 0

Monday 9 May 2011 22:35

I'm assuming you didn't win the argument.

DaveDave7 3

Monday 9 May 2011 22:34

wow that's really lazy

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jordanalexis97 0

Monday 9 May 2011 22:57

Woah. How much do you weigh?! lol

redbluegreen 40

Monday 9 May 2011 22:58

Why would their weight be relevant?

jordanalexis97 0

Monday 9 May 2011 23:05

It was about her being lazy? Usually when you're lazy, you gain weight. Just sayin.

redbluegreen 40

Monday 9 May 2011 23:07

You didn't ask if she gained weight, you asked what her weight was. Just sayin'.

jordanalexis97 0

Monday 9 May 2011 23:25

lol wow

illmatic2 16

Monday 9 May 2011 23:49

Whenever I get lazy I lose weight, believe it or not.

shrimp1234 4

Monday 9 May 2011 22:59

haha fatty make a funny (if you are fat)

lmaoatall 6

Monday 9 May 2011 23:03

hate to see what you would do with a raw piece of poultry?!?!

amiemariej 0

Monday 9 May 2011 23:06

you can't even absorb nutrients from uncookled rice, you might as well not be eating anything.. this is just wrong

aardvarkish 16

Monday 9 May 2011 23:11

It takes more effort to chew raw rice than cook it. Ergo: Heroically nonlazy.

SpectSelf 0

Monday 9 May 2011 23:12

how the hell do you eat uncooked rice?

rawr9able 4

Monday 9 May 2011 23:17

You eat it.

SpectSelf 0

Monday 9 May 2011 23:34

thanks Captain Obvious

KayleseSunshine 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 3:34

That's exactly what I was thinking, you most definatley deserve it.

rawr9able 4

Tuesday 10 May 2011 4:27

You're welcome lieutenant sarcasm.

SpectSelf 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 8:54

funny

BaskenRobin 2

Monday 9 May 2011 23:16

I think I just puked in my mouth a little bit after reading that. Lol.

Zdog101 0

Monday 9 May 2011 23:18

ohhh dats rough

Jaxx66 21

Monday 9 May 2011 23:22

why did you argue with her? it's obviously true.

Zdog101 0

Monday 9 May 2011 23:24

how far is the microwave????

babyydolly 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 1:56

haha I was thinking the same thing how far could the kitchen possibly be?

meggieh815 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 5:19

yeah, plus they had to go to the kitchen to get the rice. hahaha :)

Jupsi_fml 12

Tuesday 10 May 2011 8:09

"I own a 120 floors building. The kitchen is at the ground floor, my room at the 120th. FML"

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