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By Winchesterlover - 05/02/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML

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Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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Saturday 5 February 2011 23:21

well, you should have.

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:47

She's right. Stay in your dance space during Just Dance. That shit gets intense.

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meeba 2

Monday 7 February 2011 4:50

thats gross. it almost happened to me once, hurt like hell for next week

DeadlyPichu 0

Monday 7 February 2011 4:58

They make us play that in school

hotstuff777 0

Monday 7 February 2011 17:09

U should get a Kinect for the Xbox 360 instead and that won't happen. Sorry about your finger though.

chaaliyahxoxo 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 0:37

omg, are you a supernatural freak :)

Winchesterlover 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 23:37

Why yes I am, I even met them!

WeTheLiving 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:40

Chuckles... :)

WeTheLiving 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 6:40

Chuckles... :)

kristineszLIFE 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 18:40

well you should've

Winchesterlover 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 0:17

Omfg, I'm getting sick of this exact comment that has been done like 50 million times. :/

shinco_fml 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 3:26

lol. now you have a story to tell. good thing it wasn't worse.

GamerMaster2041 12

Wednesday 16 March 2011 10:55

stupid mom.

Batman0913 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 6:24

I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing

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