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By Winchesterlover - 05/02/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

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Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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Saturday 5 February 2011 23:21

well, you should have.

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:47

She's right. Stay in your dance space during Just Dance. That shit gets intense.

Comments

Lulu714 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 1:52

Did anyone else laugh hysterically at this?

ranger186 1

Sunday 6 February 2011 1:58

hit her over head next time and say she should have stayed in her area.

blt710 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 1:58

YTDI for not staying in your dance space!! lmfao!

SnailFist 5

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:34

well she's right

bettyboy 4

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:40

Woo. Winchester.

Winchesterlover 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:08

Lol

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:35

Oh man, I hate it when people get all up in my dance space.

Winchesterlover 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:03

Thanks to the people who were nice!!!!!! To the people who weren't, **** off. =) Yes, that shit does get insane. Especially that damn Rasputin one. And my Mom was the one actually who drifted over to my side. So it was technically her fault. But I love my Mommy and forgave her. After I screamed at her in my panic that she broke my finger. What can I say, I'm a kid. And also GO SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:08

I just recognized your win-inducing username. Well done, OP. Well done.

fadingaway 17

Sunday 6 February 2011 15:39

What happened is shitty. Supernatural is amazing. That is all.

Winchesterlover 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:10

Why do people keep calling me Op? What?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:13

OP = Original Poster. Which is you. :P

Winchesterlover 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:15

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, thanks you!!! I'm new here obviously, hehe, your username is rad

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:18

Hehe, you're welcome! And thanks, your username is too! :)

Winchesterlover 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:30

Ok, that second comment to # 21 wasn't for # 21, sorry # 21!!!!!!!!!! =)

KVKdragon 26

Sunday 6 February 2011 5:15

no prob. forgive and forget. I responded just now. I think there's a bug with your comment though (not that it's your fault). it shows up under my comment and Zmeilerr's comment as well. and when I responded twice, it also appeared under my comment and Zmeilerr's comment again too.