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By Winchesterlover - 05/02/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

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By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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Saturday 5 February 2011 23:21

well, you should have.

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:47

She's right. Stay in your dance space during Just Dance. That shit gets intense.

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theSSiscool 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:37

how is this a FML? ur nail got ripped off. get over it

Winchesterlover 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:43

And so did half my skin fool.

Blacksmokehick 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 6:02

complain whine whine complain..

tati3092 1

Sunday 6 February 2011 7:23

well u should have stayed in ur dance area haha!!! but wii is a very dangerous game system I've gotten hurt a lot of time s by wii ahah

QWERTYCommander 5

Sunday 6 February 2011 7:35

I know I shouldn't make fun of people for having a different taste in games as I do... but Just Dance 2? YDI

revengePanda 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 8:08

well I guess you got SERVED!!!

theSSiscool 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 8:21

to bad they weren't playing tennis then that joke may have actually been funny. Not!

revengePanda 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 13:45

it was a southpark reference, don't blame you for not knowing as your parents probably only allow you to watch Disney channel.

2DMax 11

Sunday 6 February 2011 9:19

I'm sure someones said it already but YDI for not staying in your dance space

Winchesterlover 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 9:21

Well actually she was in MY space so yeah.

kellyisyllek 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 12:19

hahaha I love how your mom is just concerned with game rules instead of your well being.

Lauraaaaax94 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 13:23

Its funny how mums can never take blame for anything :')

kaleighhhjj 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 19:19

I just threw up in my mouth..,

igoteffed 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 21:18

she's right but that game is quite dangerous

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