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By Winchesterlover - 05/02/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

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Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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Saturday 5 February 2011 23:21

well, you should have.

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 5 February 2011 23:47

She's right. Stay in your dance space during Just Dance. That shit gets intense.

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andys115 0

Friday 14 October 2011 18:52

You should have stayed in your dance space fool! Never get between an older woman and dancing in general!

camelspanker69 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:21

Basic rules...

_krystallynn_ 11

Friday 12 October 2012 3:54

shoulda stayed in your own damn space. lol sorry op that had to hurt

tylerisme 1

Wednesday 29 May 2013 14:05

stay in yo GODDAMN SPACE jk

KayyKaylyn 14

Wednesday 19 November 2014 17:17

Stop trying to hog up both spaces geez! Lol no but for real i feel your pain happened to me 3 times on the same nail on my foot but completely ripped off :(